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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. That reminds me, I haven't watched Fight Club in some time.
  2. Judging by your username, no.
  3. Have you had the fru?
  4. I've got an urge for some Pabst Blue Ribbon and a tank of nitrous.
  5. Dallas doesn't deserve HEB.
  6. A sheep's rectum?
  7. David Lynch
  8. They tossed him the keys to his dorm room and he dropped them.
  9. You said "dick riding" twice. You know what that means.
  10. I'm good with them blowing up 6th Street at this point.
  11. Yeah, #1 just made the scout team.
  12. Money and no head injuries? I'd take it.
  13. What are you going to do with 40 subscriptions to "Vibe"?
  14. Will the second dick be as small as the first one? Asking for Adriana Lima and Kate Upton.
  15. I love one of mine to the tune of over $16k to repair a congenital liver defect.
  16. SNL creator Lorne Michaels donates archive to Harry Ransom Center in Austin https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/snl-creator-lorne-michaels-donates-archive-to-harry-ransom-center-in-austin/
  17. So like aggy NIL through TexAgs?
  18. Quinn gone. Arch sucks now.
  19. Applebee's gift cards
  20. Deej

    Pizza

    Probably wasn't the crust.
  21. Deej

    Pizza

    Get the whole wheat crust, too.
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