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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. Even if she wanted to drown you in Town Lake?
  2. Give me a good joint over a vape pen any day.
  3. I enjoy the smell of weed. Smells better than NYC smelled in the 70's and early 80's.
  4. Black Fenders are like black dogs at the pound. It's hard to find a home for them.
  5. Without ten drinks a day, the cigarettes aren't as good.
  6. "I get older, and they stay just as homely."
  7. Let's not get crazy.
  8. He's put on some pounds. He's going to be Elko-sized by the time he hits 30. "Thanks for dressing up for my graduation, dad."
  9. Derka would have gone coast to coast and dunked it over the crossbar.
  10. I feel like shit after just two. That third one really starts to make things better, though.
  11. If only Nicole had caught them before the game warden did.
  12. Second dumbest. aggy is first.
  13. We can't seem to face up to the facts We're tense and nervous and we can't relax They've forced us in to a real quagmire. We should move back to the dumpster fire Conference Killer Por favor por que? Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, better Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away, oh-oh-oh
  14. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/cedar-park/apd-responding-to-incident-at-lakeline-mall-in-cedar-park/
  15. The gameday thread meltdowns would be much less entertaining if everyone was high instead of drunk.
  16. What the fuck are we Texas Football fans supposed to do to get through games?
  17. Ref wouldn't have thrown the flag if it was Kirby.
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