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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. Tristan wins as long has he doesn't completely fuck up. The dad story is too much for Bravo to pass on.
  2. Taken moments before Elko devoured the bass whole.
  3. But they fed money to terrorists in training in Qatar.
  4. If we could only get Nicole to stop dumping bodies in Town Lake...
  5. I'd sniff her taint.
  6. She's shooting from the bank, now.
  7. Deej

    Led Zeppelin

    "Becoming Led Zeppelin" is now on Netflix
  8. aggy claiming it doesn't count because it was against a Big 12 team, yet?
  9. "Are you still fucking underage girls like you did on Epstein's island? Its a simple yes or no question."
  10. There's not a nutshell big enough to fit Elko.
  11. Username check out.
  12. I'm glad I bought the five gallon tubs of dehydrated bananas from Jim Baker when I did.
  13. aggy and Russia have so much in common.
  14. "Some evil whorn at HEB planted the listeria in the Blue Bell plant so they could make room for Creamy Creations." - aggy
  15. Are you an anti dentite?
  16. Or drive your family to Wally World.
  17. You missed the part where he said he was ugly?
  18. Don't forget they ignored the practice rules all season.
  19. I once was on a flight to Vegas with two Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders sitting next to me. I was so close to a threesome.
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