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  1. Deej
    "Rolled up a wooly and I watched Columbo."
  2. Deej
    I thought that said Booty Tooty. That's probably the effect they have.
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    They are such bitter and stupid people.
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    Are they not going to celebrate with all-you-can-eat shrimp?
  7. Deej
    Good vibes are probably why Sheila liked being on the back of the bike.
  8. Deej
    They should have built the entire thing out of ratchet straps.
  9. Deej
    You really shouldn't expect much from someone who went to Texas Tech.
  10. Deej
    That's a stretch
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    The similarities are remarkable.
  13. Deej
    Your grammar sucks, too.
  14. Deej
    Yet your wife thinks three minutes isn't long enough. You can't win.
  15. Deej
    I had milk in my recipe.
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    Thoughts and prayers. And stay the fuck off of motorcycles, people.
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    Oil Can Harry's
  20. Deej
    aggy should look into those straps. Elko could use a good belt.
  21. Deej
    Maybe it was an owl?
  22. Deej
    If Jim Jones just spiked the Flavor Aid with cheap vodka.
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  24. Deej
    Drink Guinness. Same calories and carbs as a Miller Lite, plus the nitrogen doesn't bloat you like CO2.
  25. Deej
    They needed an unnecessary law school while trying to keep any other school in the state from having a vet school.

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