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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. Are they not going to celebrate with all-you-can-eat shrimp?
  2. Good vibes are probably why Sheila liked being on the back of the bike.
  3. They should have built the entire thing out of ratchet straps.
  4. You really shouldn't expect much from someone who went to Texas Tech.
  5. Yet your wife thinks three minutes isn't long enough. You can't win.
  6. Thoughts and prayers. And stay the fuck off of motorcycles, people.
  7. aggy should look into those straps. Elko could use a good belt.
  8. If Jim Jones just spiked the Flavor Aid with cheap vodka.
  9. Drink Guinness. Same calories and carbs as a Miller Lite, plus the nitrogen doesn't bloat you like CO2.
  10. They needed an unnecessary law school while trying to keep any other school in the state from having a vet school.
  11. "Four stars. NowThis says 'Check it out!'"
  12. They need Creed on the lam in Australia.
  13. Much smarter to buy land in the Hill Country and dam up the Llano River to create a pool.
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