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Deej

Certifiably Surly
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Everything posted by Deej

  1. Old coach got them. Got them for over $100 million.
  2. "Rawdogging reality" New Surly motto?
  3. "He shouldn't have been dressed so sluttily." - Baylor
  4. No, no, no...it is all 100% on Quinn Ewers. He obviously took a lot of posters' moms out for a nice seafood dinner and never called them back.
  5. The Hancock Center Pok-e-Jo's closed, so take them out of the Top 50 running.
  6. No. You should worry about this administration getting a hold of your vaccination records and deporting you to Libya for having gotten the booster.
  7. They have scoopers for that, just like the ones you use to pick up cat shit from the litter box. The litter box that is in the house.
  8. Dogs are for owners who don't want a pet that has to piss in a box in the house.
  9. Sark would have been back on the sauce in six months, tops, if he'd been hired by aggy.
  10. Couldn't happen to a nicer person
  11. If we had a "My cat's and asshole" thread, it'd be at about 300 pages by now.
  12. Deej

    2025 ACL

    All the college kids at the office bought the same 3-days so they could go together. I had to break the news to them that only half of them could go, and the rest had to be at work. That went over well.
  13. Deej

    2025 ACL

    If you want Wet Leg, South Austin's mom is cheaper, but the crowd is bigger.
  14. Also explains why your mom was never drafted.
  15. They cancelled the lacrosse game but not the prom. Prom theme was "Fuck around and find out."
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