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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. The Hill Country Galleria seems like a convenient location.
  2. Pecan Street festival leaving. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/pecan-street-festival-leaving-austin-moving-to-suburb/
  3. "Fell" Sure, Jan.
  4. Leave your sex life out of it.
  5. You know the game is out of hand when Craig Way is discussing restaurants that are no longer open.
  6. Save it for aggy
  7. He should lecture about shitting the bed on a regular basis against your biggest rival. Sponsored by Depends.
  8. "We're back!!!"
  9. "Say Yeti Yard one more time, motherfucker!"
  10. Is she still dating Travis Kelce?
  11. Wife walks in..."Are you masturbating to college baseball?"
  12. I love attorneys acting like it's the other attorneys who are scumbags.
  13. Is he teaching, or will he be an attendee?
  14. "OK, team. The first thing you want to judge is how the wool feels on your member as you slip it in and out of the sheep's rectum."
  15. I took a soils class at UT. Worst. Class. Ever.
  16. Sure, it was the chart.
  17. That game ain't ever coming back.
  18. Then Elon will just bork your car remotely.
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