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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. I have two copies of the real one.
  2. Ukraine needs to strike Moscow.
  3. Everyone should write in an 11th commandment... "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's functioning legs."
  4. As much as the Rundberg HEB drives me crazy, I can't shop at any of the other ones. They lack all the good shit.
  5. fuckers broke their gentlemen's agreement.
  6. We know how Lincoln Riley is spending the off-season.
  7. Does his casket get routed through Memphis for the funeral.
  8. "Honey, I swear...the robotaxi dropped me off at the Yellow Rose."
  9. White South Africans are racists.
  10. Well, Texas Republicans weren't going to make it law to post the Golden Rule in school classrooms.
  11. Joke's on them. In Texas, the power grid targets itself.
  12. If you're in Austin, that money would just go somewhere else, so why bother?
  13. You should take the film off the pickguard.
  14. Yeah, all my Sires are fantastically easy to play. Amazing what attention to detail on the neck and frets does.
  15. It was Charlie Strong. He probably meant something else and accidentally called it Twitter.
  16. So, when she doesn't miss a shot, she only gets 2 rebounds. Telling.
  17. When I was young, dogs rode in the jumpseats while us kids rode in the bed of the truck.
  18. My parents: "Unfortunately."
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