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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. Don't forget they ignored the practice rules all season.
  2. I once was on a flight to Vegas with two Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders sitting next to me. I was so close to a threesome.
  3. If it weren't for gay whales, Subaru would fold.
  4. Good looking? Not crazy so. Sexy as fuck? Yes.
  5. Well, did you cum, or what?
  6. That loss was cancelled out by their Spring game win.
  7. I was driving my passed out parents home from the bar while I smoked unfiltered Camels when I was 7.
  8. He probably just moved here from California.
  9. Settle down, David Carradine
  10. Is that a Queen Elizabeth Fleshlight vending machine?
  11. So, what's the problem?
  12. I think they have already reached the goal of being the best program they are capable of being.
  13. We need a stupidity detox.
  14. PM @NowThis
  15. They difference is they were great and backed up their trash talk. Reese is a fucking scrub.
  16. Wheelhouse
  17. Yeah. God or Allah forbid they have to live anywhere else in the world.
  18. Movie makers when Apple gives them money...
  19. "Fresh baked" bread should not fill a shop with the stench that Subway's bread does.
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