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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. Why do they have Elko in a bikini?
  2. Im gonna need to see Sally's port before I can make a decision.
  3. She had bigger pecs than Robert Irvine.
  4. And sorry Tom is your eye candy.
  5. Kristen has neither.
  6. Whichever ones added up to a new 30000 seat football stadium for a town of 7000 people.
  7. Dumbasses in the house we're googling "How long does it take someone to freeze to death." Cops try to find a convoluted way to cover for their own. Its a story as old as time.
  8. They just need bigger campaign contributions from Musk. Then it will all go away.
  9. Yeah. When I turned 50, I put one of those rubber mats in the bottom of the shower and installed a bar.
  10. Just asking for a friend.
  11. When wife swapping with cops goes wrong.
  12. All that hair bleach is probably the culprit.
  13. They make meth edibles?
  14. He looked more like Kerry Von Erich than Bruce, and he looked nothing like Kerry Von Erich.
  15. So, your butt?
  16. Once he accidentally post his fetish link, NowThis style, he'll completely go away.
  17. Ancient Persian secret, huh?
  18. Hey, Karen...
  19. Zero need for anything other than original Bugles.
  20. Is it a trade for aggy to the Middle Eastern Conference?
  21. Deej

    Burgers

    Well, cost of growing it in a lab has to be high.
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