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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. That's just code for incontinence.
  2. But that 8% will control all the wealth, so they got that going for them.
  3. They're holding hands. Very small hands.
  4. Like those fat asses need it.
  5. Pussies.
  6. Kick Nebraska out and add Notre Dame?
  7. Loyalty to aggy comes first
  8. I'm sure all the altar boys didn't appreciate being singled out repeatedly.
  9. Deej replied to utee94's topic in Austin
    I had a two piece dark meat box last week, spice level "hot". I should have bumped it up to the next level.
  10. Colt .45 doesn't count.
  11. There aren't any kids on the show any longer.
  12. "So then I thought, 'When is my newborn going to be visiting Haiti again?'"
  13. Seems like a bad idea to do that when you're going to be stuck in that traffic for at least another 45 minutes/
  14. The beauty pageant part is so ingrained that now, with a playoff, they still can't find a way to do without the beauty pageant.
  15. Joe Burrow is melting down.
  16. So, I was driving north on MoPac and some Mexican driving too slow sideswiped my Camaro.
  17. We gonna tell Derka he talked shit about Rick Barnes?
  18. Should have told them he was black.
  19. Well, he is aggy.
  20. Yes, close them. Nobody needs to see you going at it.
  21. That school and that loser deserve each other.
  22. "We are going need you to limit your water usage to 10 gallons a day, per household, too. We will also be adjusting your price per gallon, as well, to compensate on our end. Thank you for your understanding during our time of need." - Austin Energy
  23. He's just in it for the paycheck. Still got payments on the tank. (and the prostitutes)
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