If you want some scary numbers, about 100k annual deaths are from hospital-acquired infections (“nosocomial infections”) and some 250k overall are caused by medical interventions itself eg unintentional errors (“iatrogenesis”)
fuck people who let their cats roam the neighborhood and traipse into other peoples property. if my dogs dont roam around in your yard, why is your cat in mine? (and absolutely pissing the hell out of my dog)
How much do you suppose you dote on your kids compared to the entire population? I’d say im 90th percentile, and the wife at 85th due to her being more disciplinarian at times.
We’re away from home and I forgot to pack my toothbrush so I announced ill just borrow my toddlers’ instead. Wife vetoed it, claiming we have different mouth biomes and bacteria and whatever. Gang, does that sound correct? (Then I remembered always keeping an airline amenity kit in the car for clutch situation)
When the cars on opposite side of the highway have bright headlights but youre not sure if its from intentional high beams and they pass before you even get a chance for a revenge-flash