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  1. Goddamn automatic paper towel dispenser that only feeds out 2 inches at a time.
  2. Im migrating my parents internet credentials onto a single password manager from multiple notebooks of semi-archaic scribbling, and you wouldnt believe the shit i had to untangle. half their passwords are invalid. most accounts are duplicated. all of them are crosswired with eachothers phone numbers and personal information. some accounts are linked to dead emails, the other are linked to literally made-up emails. i suppose the upside is, if someone ever stole the physical notebooks, they still couldnt access the accounts
  3. Im so sorry this is happening to you and your antifa friend (im actually not)
  4. Giving a go to the only major domestic semi company with a foundry on home soil, trading at tangible book value, in the middle of a computing war, producing goods of national strategic importance, with committed financial support even from the previous administration through the CHIPS act… …is surely a lot better than you 2 crying to eachother about it.
  5. Highest ranked 1-loss team 💪😤
  6. this is the most athletic receiver texas haa ?!?!?
  7. 3 different instruments all derived from SP500 index. The losses have been basically cost of insurance for going net long vol while market melts up. Overall portfolio performance isnt even from market gain or hitting home runs in single equities... its from swing trading EUR/USD futures.
  8. Feels like a big overreaction since the transacting price was below the market closing price, and there was no details on the actual committed forward business. The actual presser is live right now. I sold out my remaining equity in the premarket and bought some small downside positions during the day. Also hilarious that this cost NVDA all of 2 weeks of net income.
  9. this guy woke up and first thing he did was trauma dump on a message board 🤣
  10. this victim costume looks great on you. keep it up!
  11. the great irony is my vol positions are negative for the year but my portfolio is having the best performance in yeras
  12. want some whaaburgers to go with your french cries?
  13. he didnt even read his own article
  14. Intel stonking again. +30% premarket to $33 on news of NVDA taking a mere $5B stake (4%) at ~$23/sh valuation 🤠🎂
  15. i like. the final tweak of opacity compared to the early beta release is appropriate. its a nice change of scenery.
  16. Arch tanked his own pre-season betting odds on winning the Heisman so you can all get in with a better payout. So thank him when he flies to New York in December.
  17. On a widebody first class has its own boarding door so you never have to see the underclass and they'll never access your stowage.
  18. Piece of shit corporate Windows laptops packed to the brim with corporate 'security' crapware that hogs most the resources and burn all the battery. When working from the couch at home I have to prop it on a book or a flat surface for the machine to ventilate or else it overheats (which it does anyway) and dies.
  19. Baker Mayfield and Kyler Murray are good QBs. Like 1/2 of NFL at minimum, upper 1/3rd easily. This board loves to shit on them for being UT mortal enemies and whatever, and I do too, but... they can ball.
  20. Absolutely impossible. I'm not sure how much of it is losing cognition, and how much is simply being realistic about my cognition... but I can't mentally multitask like that anymore. Only time I my head's free to absorb content mindlessly is walking the dog or riding a bike. Any other chore around the house and it's impossible to focus.
  21. I've successfully conditioned my spouse into being a misogynist bigot. We drove to the grocery store and spotted the neighbor's car, parked very poorly. I said, "hey look, the [jones] are here too, and they're really hugging the parking line" Her response: "it's probably the wife"
  22. Werent those bailouts punctuating sloppy drives? I mean more designed runs to put the offense - ie him - in a rhythm.
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