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not lol material. this is real-things-that-piss-you-off material. 😡

prove it

Nice vette

on UT campus... Pat Green.

"Derek hand me my billy club"

Buy it subscription so you can get it more fresh. Better yet, it might even be roasted on demand. I buy from regional small-batch brewers so stuff is always just days old, which is especially for espresso to create pressure support from CO2

It must truly be 'late stage capitalism' when yuppies call a company evil for enabling people access calorie-dense food with macronutrients for $1, because a lifelong alcoholic decides to binge 2.5x the recommended intake and wash it down with a side of whiskey.

what skills are working skills?

Get a modded seiko then you could customize it to the color scheme of his high school, college, whatever https://www.seikomods.com/noob-centre/

yall know if you make foreign-currency spend with chase cards, does that count towards the threshold for spending bonuses?

Im not trying to hate but late 50s is a bit old to still be attending college

I cant believe that in my lifetime ive had to regularly whip out the checkbook to make paper payments and even have to balance that motherfucker by hand. That was some stoneage shit.

you guys heard of the whistles that go WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!

earned his street cred

move the clip to a different wall to see if she follows

a golf club is a rigid stick you thwack a ball with at 100mph ... it aint exactly fine china. ETSU are concerned about the wrong thing

is arrived. much pleased.

I get that the generic nature of professional services work (accenture, ey, pwc, etc) means their public advertisements are necessarily jargoned and empty. the real point of the advertisement is only brand name reinforcement. but still…its so ridiculously vacuous. on the bloomberg radio network theres an add for deloitte that goes something like this: ”[narrator] want to understand what machine learning and artificial intelligence is all about and how it can turbocharge your business? here’s deloitte head of technologies priyanda to help explain: [heavily accented woman] we have found AI to be such a powerful driver across a multitude of corporate domains. for example, in shipping, AI can give the answer about efficiencies in planning to accelerate execution. in b2c interactions, AI models give staff the right answer in the right context to help enrich customer dialogs. its a game-changer [narrator] enhance and empower your capabilities. learn all of this and more, go to deloitte.com slash assqueef. my eyes roll back behind my head in 3 full circles

Theres some ‘real money’ underpinning the cryptosphere so its not all hot air. FTX bankruptcy administrators recently found enough assets to make all their creditors whole. Turns out, 70% of the value of the claimants were held in USD/equivalents, so account holders will get back what they were owed AND interest in top (some $1.18:1 in net). The remaining 30% tied to crypto will be paid according to value at time of bankruptcy. So if held in BTC…they would recover in cash what they *had* — but which is a mere 1/3rd of todays market value. Pretty amusing end to the story.

Wife is teaching kid a common trick she learned growing up of how to doodle a snail. 🐌 Im gonna laugh if he repeats it poorly at daycare and we get questions from the teachers…