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You might want to have some extra cash on hand to pay the @TreatyOaktoll to get access to the MILFs.

I'd much rather read more cheese puns and watch Mississippi Masala, Denzel Washington's worst movie ever, 1000 times than read more Texans talk in this thread. Fuck the Texans aka NFL aggy.

Fuck the Brocks!

If IHOP ever got into corporate NIL, Daniel Cruz is their man. The kid lives for the pancake.

No, because Hayden Conner could potentially shift to RT.

Bobby Petrino should request a motorcycle as part of remuneration in his contract. I hear his last motorcycle isn't running so well.

I don't think Parr counts. Are we counting Parr @HenryJames?

No. But I'm surprised that Saban isn't showing him the door after his performance this season.

I am genuinely surprised that Jalen Milroe isn't in that list.

Why isn't Goram-Welch going into the portal?!

Phil Longo.

It's like Gerry Hamilton said. Tulsa would not be able to afford Barry Odom.

Hate to be rooting for Marsch to fail at Leeds. Hopefully he would be the manager that is willing to adjust his system of play to make the various talents on the pitch gel together in success. But given that Leeds is flirting with a possible relegation battle in the Premiership, that might not be the case. Need a manager that understands that it's best to deploy players at the positions they play for their clubs. It's the surefire method to quickly build chemistry.

In modern times, has the US ever had a foreign manager? Klinsmann was the closest to being a foreign manager - but he's a naturalized citizen as far as I am aware. Is there anything out there that is suggestive of the USSF being open to hiring a foreign manager (I'm all for it)? If not, the options for American managers is woefully limited and the USSF will waste this generation of talent.

If you compare World Cup performances of Klinsmann and Berhalter head-to-head, Klinsmann smokes Berhalter harder than a fat doobie. In 2014, Klinsmann got the USMNT out of a tougher group and then the USMNT lost to Belgium in the first knockout round after extra time. That 2014 team did not have anywhere close to the same talent level that this 2022 USMNT team possessed. If you look at Berhalter, everything about him in the World Cup was mediocre at best. But Klinsmann was also at the helm of that 2018 team that failed to qualify. Sure Bruce Arena gets some of the blame as well too. So I respectfully disagree about bringing Klinsmann back as manager. Fresh blood at the manager position would probably be better.

@TreatyOak has dibs on the Westlake MILFs.

This is what it really should be. Ohio State and TCU are arguably the top 2 1-loss teams. Ohio State > TCU because their loss came against undefeated Michigan. 1. Georgia 2, Michigan 3. Ohio State 4. TCU

If we're talking about 2026, it starts with a manager that truly understands soccer at an international level. Pellegrino Matarazzo is available. I suggest him because USSF is hellbent on having an American manager. Matarazzo has lived in Germany since 2000 and was most recently managing Stuttgart. I believe he is 45, so maybe he could be the manager for at least two World Cup cycles to help build a better infrastructure with continuity. We need a manager that wants the USMNT to play more friendly matches. These matches need to be away versus top European and South American sides. USSF wants to make money so to throw them a bone, invite African (e.g., Morocco, Senegal) and Asian teams (e.g., Japan, South Korea) for home friendly matches. Those home friendlies don't all have to be in Kansas City or Columbus, either. Play in cities that aren't USMNT strongholds to mentally toughen up the USMNT players. The above is extremely crucial because there is no guarantee that the USMNT gets invited to the next Copa America and playing CONCACAF opponents is just not good preparation for the World Cup.

Maybe the guy quit drinking and that's how he slimmed down?

and make sure you wear @SydneyCarton's special t-shirt when you confront the aggy in your life.

Does Bo Davis have any eligibility left?