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Goo Punch

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  1. This one isn't a Jomboy video, but i figured the same crowd would appreciate this and stuff like it: It's Bauer vs Nick Heath btw.
  2. also, many others have made a point of rolling their eyes at our HC's propensity to offer nothing more than empty platitudes, so it aint just me. The fact that he's invoking "The Last Dance" right now is just the cherry on top of his "I have no fucking idea what I'm doing" sundae, and should be mocked by everyone.
  3. 433 ended up sharing this and the likes of Carles Puyol, David Luiz, Akinfenwa, and more have all been leaving comments about my mom, which is actually pretty freaking cool. Shes really been enjoying her 24 hours of gojng viral. Best quarantine ever!
  4. I'm not upset, i'm laughing at how hapless this clown is. he's literally invoking the most watched and talked about television show in America right now (*especially* among the basketball community) as a way to get through to his players, because the man is completely bereft of even a single original thought that he can share with his team. so OF COURSE his latest and greatest wisdom being imparted on his players is, "This is your Last Dance!" What a joke. also, you get upset at like every other criticism i make of shaka, so you're in no place to tell anyone else's that they get upset over trivial shit.
  5. "You know Coach is telling me this is my last dance." LMAO, of course he is. Jesus Christ this guy is a joke.
  6. wow, what a black mark on MJ's career! i mean, all of the other NBA titles were won by solo efforts from single players with shitty coaches, yeah?
  7. both are super hot. i would love for angela and tyler to get over their never ending honeymoon and get on The Challenge. i want to see them competing in this more physical, cutthroat type of format. I also want to see Angela mud wrestle Melissa. and Tori. and Kalina.
  8. alright this was pretty f'ing cool so i'm sharing it here. recently my 66 year old mom has gotten into learning how to juggle a soccer ball (since that's pretty much all i do around the house), and she's actually pretty freaking good at it for having never played soccer in her life and being a beginner. anyway, yesterday she decided she wanted to try this, and i shouldn't have been surprised when she nailed it. i sent the video to a couple football IG accounts that I follow, and it got picked up footballwave. pretty cool if you ask me:
  9. Hayleigh is the hottest chick to ever appear on BB, and despite her also being intelligent and a pretty good person, she's somehow still typically insecure, making it zero surprise that a guy like Fessie could scoop her and keep her.
  10. Krause should have played The Penguin in one of the Batman movies.
  11. the last minute or two of the episode was the only time i laughed. still can't explain why they've abandoned the majority of the cast/earth in general.
  12. Don't forget Ron Harper, one of the best perimeter defenders ever. The 1996 Bulls to me are the gold standard for defensive teams.
  13. Chris Parnell and Sarah Chalke gonna win some Emmy's for their performances this season.
  14. Another buddy of mine. He killed it in that offense, and iirc came into a bowl game after an injury and just went Pat Mahomes all over some team. Makes no sense that he wasn't the starter.
  15. And the more the game continues, the more it becomes clear that Barcelona are scared of Wilshere and are desperate to surround him whenever possible.
  16. these moves against the Bengals are not human:
  17. My dad compiled the video clips for that promo. I'm not sure who chose the music (he's told me but i forget the guy's name), but I still make fun of my dad for having anything to do with that video. Of course he always replies with a quote from the Browns GM who said that seeing that video prompted him to trade up to get Metcalf, so apparently it worked? Either way, it remains the most LOL highlight reel i've ever seen, in any sport, anywhere. edit/csb: my dad and Eric were actually tweeting back and forth about this recently, which was kind of funny.
  18. his name is Humpty; pronounced with an "umpty".
  19. Just saw a list of the top 200 programs over the last five years. Despite being top 10 nationally in recruiting during that time, Texas came in at #69. Had our non conference schedule actually had a pulse last year we no doubt would have been even loser. Notable programs that are ranked ahead of Texas: Texas A&M, Loyola (IL), Rhode Island, Montana, Winthrop, Tennessee, Murray State, Liberty, Yale, UC-Irvine, Northern Kentucky, SDSU, Belmont, NC Central, Iona, Creighton, VCU, Dayton, East Tennessee State, SFA, Buffalo, Providence, S Dakota State, Nevada, Seton Hall, and Cougar High. Way to go Shaka!!!
  20. Motown Philly's back again...da da da da da da da da
  21. Nelson had me cracking up so hard. He is so, so simple. His tantrums over shit like this are hilarious. re: Swaggy and Bailey: •Swaggy- he's always been totally fine whenever he's just chilling out and laying low and not playing the character of Swaggy C. He actually reminds me a lot of a couple of my friends whenever he's just being a normal guy. That said it's pretty hard to get over what he did with his "charity" basketball game, so i kind of reserve the right to not root for him even if he does act normal. •Bayleigh- she's just a straight up psycho with serious anger and hypersensitivity issues that don't appear to have ever been addressed. She regresses to a five year old and throws insane tantrums/goes on insane rants any time things don't go her way. And she trembles, and cries, and bleeds, and it's honestly embarrassing. she seriously needs to acknowledge that shit and seek help. In the meantime, i will continue to laugh at it, because it's funny watching a grown woman act like a petulant child every single time anything doesn't go her way.
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