Dr.Dre

True dat. Fuck those guys and their traitor texas mercenaries.

Looks like Sark ran out of gas…. I’ll see myself out.

Big win Texas 45, Arkansas 13 DL plays stout, ark loads box and Card makes them pay. Worthy gets 1 TD, Whittington 1TD, and another for Moore. Bijan with 125 total yards 20 ish touches, 1 TD, and a defensive TD pick six by Jamison.

How about limp dicks. See Trevor Noah’s bit on why the phrase should be don’t be a penis. Pussy is tough AF and undefeated.

Huh? their?

Tropical storm John. Inner Beavis coming out

Texas wins. By a lot. 45-7, Ulala will be preoccupied with weathering cat 4 hurricane along with worrying about friends and family. Tough hand for them but it is what it is. if it’s close with that in mind. Hide your wives and your kids.

What’s great about this is the championship trophy in the background. Man that’s going to be easy negative recruiting that shit. WTF y’all doing? I think we’ll all know after the first series if Sark is the real deal or not.

Honestly who gives a shit how a kid looks they aren’t at UT to be male models. Can the dude push another big dude out of the way for Bijan? Then alright, alright, alright. Although that Spencer Rattler kid looks like an alien or Voldemort

So I guess there’s a signing bonus? I mean what legitimate business is going to throw money for name image likeness before a player actually becomes a starter. I mean businesses expect a nice ROI. Even Arch Manning with the famous name doesn’t sell more cars from the lot until he wins some games and been around for a while. I mean Ehlinger, Colt, Vince could maybe move some product in Austin but that effect diminishes greatly as the distance increases. Ewers expecting to make bank is interesting. It’s not like Ohio State current QB room is going to just bow down to the great mullet from Southlake. He could very well not win the job and transfer to Utah. So is it just understood that businesses are going to just pay a salary to everyone on the team? Or some ridiculous NFT trading card that sells and proceeds go to player? If top players are getting paid unequally which certainly seems like it would be so do you then give some of your pay to the o lineman so they protect your ass? How does that affect the locker room dynamics if I know Bijan is making 200k and I got 1000 doing electronic cameos as his lineman. Some issues to be seen perhaps. Ewers not wanting to get hurt playing on Fridays for free and stepping up in level is a no brainer. High school I’m sure is fucking awesome as the star QB but it’s still high school. Not everyone peaks in high school. Looking at you Uncle Rico. I’d certainly love to see what these rookies are actually going to get. People saying 6-7 figures I just don’t see it. League minimum NFL guys barely getting that and they are signed to contracts. The college player is essentially a perpetual free agent in today’s transfer market. Where’s the checks and balances on say Evan Stewart going to Miami. Using his Instagram to collab on a bunch of nonsense. Then saying fuck it I’m going to USC, and then let’s swing by UT. Players still got to be badass to get attention and keep it. No ones going to keep paying attention to anyone not starting expect perhaps the constant backup QB that should be starting over the starter.

Oh I see what you did there

Who’s this dude?

Ok cool hook’em. too soon?

Bye Felicia

So how bout we just do English premier league rules with relegation and promotion. Last 2 teams in a 16 team SEC/whatever get booted out and best teams from lower ranks get in?

Point well taken. F that guy for bailing on his home state. But if he has a change of heart be fun to see if he can win the job or transfer out anyway.

Not wrong at all. But if he can succeed in spite of that hair.

A lot of penis envy from these guys but why would you expect anything different. Reality is that the majority of these HS coaches would love to be a coach at a major college but clearly never got their shot for whatever reason. If your a hs coach in DFW for 30 years you probably are bitter AF and think you’d run the Texas program better than any millennial punk they keep hiring. I mean “sark” is younger, recovering alcoholic, and making 50x what their making. But that’s why you have buffers to get that intel so if the 60 yo DFW coach wants to dazzle you with 10 mins of how to coach the wishbone then if the recruit or pipeline is worth it then you get it on the schedule. I would expect this gets built up again but given all the regime changes it is not in place and hence the butt hurt. Time will tell. Question is what is the highest and best use of Sarks time? It certainly isn’t buttering up some old AF HS coach over a single recruit unless it’s a 5 star. So fuck off HS coaches he’s got to get a QB ready, figure out how to protect him with the patchwork Oline, and oh yeah feed Bijan. Win some games and those coaches shut up real quick.

I mean that is alumni FB De La Torre coaching him right so we damn well should have a freaking Ryan pipeline. Damn wishful thinking Alex not Aaron right?

So when is NCAA football returning? might actually be challenging dynasty mode now that our prestige is C.

Dude is massive. Hope he pans out after a couple years learning behind Card/Thompson

Love this Gif. Just about spit out my beer every time.

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