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Posts posted by TheStoicPaisano
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Redistributing may give us Neguse v Boebert next year. She’s terrible, Joe should win convincingly.
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Mullin = Fozzzzzzzzz confirmed.
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2 hours ago, Lobo said:
If I'm Sandy Hook administrators, I'd comply and give them the report cards and attendance records up until whatever grade they were in December of 2012. Then I'd staple a blank copy of their report card and attendance record for every single victim for the last 9 years. I think it would be very powerful for a judge and jury to see, on paper, the years stolen from small children.
Jane Smith
2011-12: Missed 5 days (family vacation and flu). 3 A's, 2 B's, 1 C
2012-13: Missed 103 days (shooting death). 4 A's, 2 C's (first semester only)
2013-14: Missed 186 days (shooting death). No grades submitted.
2014-15: Missed 186 days (shooting death). No grades submitted.
2015-16: Missed 186 days (shooting death). No grades submitted.
2016-17: Missed 186 days (shooting death). No grades submitted.
2017-18: Missed 186 days (shooting death). No grades submitted.
2018-19: Missed 186 days (shooting death). No grades submitted.
2019-20: Missed 186 days (shooting death). No grades submitted.
2020-21: Missed 186 days (shooting death). No grades submitted.
Then do it for the rest of the kids. Remington will obviously not like the gesture, but you could just shrug your shoulders and say, "We keep very thorough records of anyone under 18 in our district, especially when they haven't shown up to school in some time. Whoops."
DNP - Deceased
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Looks like football weather at least.
Gus wearing a blanket.
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Stoops’ pinky barf
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Re: snekbite
you can’t tourniquet the taint!
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Paul Lukas/Uniwatch CFB Preview. Paul can get a bit snarky, but is very thorough.
https://www.insidehook.com/article/sports/2021-uni-watch-college-football-season-preview
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Beatrice Horseman would be so conflicted right now.
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22 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:
It always does. The heliocentrists out front should have told you.
Thank you for the vocabulary lesson!
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Starkelmotion upgraded to cromulent. 14-0 Asses My Dude.
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Jacked ref sighting.
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Hernandez/West, safe again.
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Tyreke Johnson is a 5* CB transfer from Ohio St. and he’s glued to the bench while the Rutgers Retread drops dimes.
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1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:
What's the corn aggy word for schadenfreude?
Christianpeter
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Injured ump.
alas, not Angel Hernandez or Cowboy Joe West.
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Lulz Sitkowski is absolute buns. Do these two retards just sit on the transfer portal instead of recruiting?
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What in the fuck?
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14 minutes ago, Homercles said:
“Hey Homer, what’s that website you were talking about…ShaggyTexas? I checked it out and it was empty, with some random disgusting scat porn shit and some dude taking to himself”
”Thats the old one, you gotta go to Surly”
…a few days later
”Hey Homer, what’s that website you were talking about…SurlyHorns? I checked it out and it was just some raving lunatic in a thread about Cole Beasley, and everyone piling on the guy…also what is ‘corch’ or ‘regarded’?”
”Nevermind, try Reddit”


The 01-06-21 Select Committee Thread
in Cloak Room
Posted · Edited by TheStoicPaisano
Fuck y’all think this is, the get indicted hotline?