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TheStoicPaisano

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  1. In fucking jorts
  2. TheStoicPaisano replied to a post in a topic in Movies and TV
    Whole series is 18 eps at ~30 mins, not a big time sink. Plus, you get to behold Mi-Cha.
  3. TheStoicPaisano replied to a post in a topic in Movies and TV
    Gamby throws like a girl…it’s like seeing the Righteous Gemstones crew in double-A.
  4. Suzuki bomb.
  5. Dang could’ve bought in after the 7th but my work bag is too big. Everyone around here smokes outdo now, it’s gross.
  6. Grand slams in back-to-back frames has to be impossibly rare.
  7. Yes. Below is their pinned tweet.
  8. Dewhurst, Schwarzenegger, UFC press flack.
  9. Didn’t realize streetsweepers have steering wheels on both sides so they don’t crash. I thought someone was ghost riding it.
  10. Loving may be next. Yes, I realize that affects Thomas, Donalds, The Couch Botherer. They’ll be exempt somehow.
  11. Business is about to pick up. FDA may halt routine food inspections
  12. Are the Dudleys blocking for little person?
  13. Free double meat for a double dose of that sodium.
  14. Points added for midweek drunkenness, no?
  15. You’d think ol’ Ladybugs would have a handler.
  16. Ah, bishlamek gurpgork.
  17. Possible side effects now include “loss of lower limb” to go with necrosis of the jungle bridge. ☠️ The ump at 1:03 must be Aggy.
  18. Stallone Gemstone is @YGIFS approved.
  19. Michael Rooker, fuck yes. Young Judy has some RATs.
  20. Wrong thread
  21. I’m rooting for the meteor.
  22. RIP I also laughed at this:
  23. Catty- or is it caddy-
  24. Garlic Butter Irish potato chips slam and go hard. Some shrinkflation bullshit at 5.5 oz, but better for my arteries.
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