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TheStoicPaisano

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  1. Referring to himself in the 3rd person, nice.
  2. Enough of my yapping…let’s boogie! Marty was the glue in Spinal Tarp.
  3. Poe G. Shock G’s brother. Biff put the satin on your panties.
  4. Sanders and Williams have two of the best deep balls I’ve seen in a minute. They can’t do shit else other than swing passes. It’s an ugly motion for Williams, but works. Sanders needs an offspeed pitch. Birds were the most interesting thing in the 1Q.
  5. Also remember him from The Mask, though mostly Cameron Diaz w/ curves.
  6. At least four spit takes, impressive
  7. Surprised he used Obama’s official pic. Wouldn’t be shocked if 45 moved to reveal the Hunter bathtub photo for Joe.
  8. He’ll ban non-MAGAts.
  9. Acts like a clown last month and now he’s been treaded on w/ two service members shot.
  10. Any of Miele’s pretentious horseshit. I’m not sure if they’re taking the piss or not.
  11. Chaffetz being 1/2 Jewish 1/2 LDS is fine. Being a Ryan Day doppelgänger? Hard pass. Fuck that cloud botherer Youngkin and his Patagonia vests.
  12. Only game Friday…Elite 8.
  13. In my defense, it’s ~100 yards from my office, but Chipotle knows me by sight. 😵
  14. Will go over like a wet fart, but good to know they tried.
  15. Can’t tell which of the tweets on this page are for real. Even knowing her history, Hill’s comment looks suspect. But I may be a dumb shit.
  16. Auntie wins again.
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