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  1. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    I too want to hear more about how shitty and unjust our country is from a man that was born to immigrants from Nigeria and went to St. Mark’s and then the University of Texas on scholarship. Imagine all he would have been able to do if he lived in a non-oppressive country.
  2. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    They don’t just beat women. They are quite adept at beating their children as well.
  3. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    God bless the kid. Awful.
  4. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Because when you raid them they are shocked and end up confessing more often than not. Violence on CP raids is not common.
  5. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    He checks all my boxes. (X) Not an incompetent puffy faced troll named Mike Stoops
  6. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    From a choad to a Choate.
  7. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Yes, which makes it more egregious. It is like owning a restaurant and hiring OJ to work the valet stand.
  8. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    I would rather have Scott Derry teach guys to mug on every play
  9. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Fuck this piece of shit
  10. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Yes. We really are 95% responsible for breaking Nebraska football and their fans forever. Remember the “classiest” fans in football that applauded us when we ended their home winning streak in 1998? Well by 2006 they were well on their way to losing their minds and eventually quitting the conference to languish at the bottom of the Big 10 forever. Turns out it is easy to be a “classy” fanbase when you are winning all the time.
  11. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    We beat them at Nebraska in 1998. Applewhite threw the TD sidearm and got concussed to win. 1999 was at DKR Applewhite to who? Mike Jones
  12. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    The Chicon bus got overrun and taken over with people climbing on the roof, don’t remember someone getting hit, but certainly a possibility.
  13. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    I got electrocuted in the Littlefield fountain in 1999 after the Nebraska game. I was trying to climb one of the horsies when I started to feel the current. Barely made it out. Several others ended up in the hospital.
  14. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    I was at that Colorado game and I will never forgive Simms. Ever. Team Major.
  15. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Jaden Greathouse looks like a man. Is only a soph.
  16. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Are we doing the Surly thing where we make an assumption that something is going to happen based on zero evidence and then freak out about it?
  17. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    It is amusing seeing a bunch of adults get all amped up about a guy that they probably hadn’t heard of before today and then get despondent because we didn’t get him.
  18. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Haskins?
  19. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Could, should, perhaps, maybe, disclaimer, $9.95 please
  20. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Ewers' dad is now following Kyle Flood on twitter
  21. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    When do we get the Bowels salty bitch question?
  22. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Flagship of Texas...Sark just made aggy’s list
  23. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Did we get a tail number? Run back the history of that jet?
  24. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Charlie Strong, Coin Toss Coordinator
  25. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Johnny Manziel is available too. Co-DB corches

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