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  1. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    What Kirk is trying to say is TAZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEE ZZZZZZAAAAPPPPPPP OOOWWWWWWWW
  2. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Do any of y'all really think Urban called this guy and told him to announce he wasn't taking the job via a crying Jordan meme?
  3. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Rock solid guy getting tased by the cops
  4. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    I’d be much happier looking if I was about to be paid $15 million for not working
  5. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    I’d be much happier looking if I was about to be paid $15 million for not working
  6. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    So our options are to let the people that have led us to this point have control of the program and not get Meyer or to get Meyer and let him control the program. Hmmm. Tough one
  7. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    We talkin’ about practice fields? We talkin’ about practice facilities? Not a game field, not a game field. We talkin’ about practice fields.
  8. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    what is the significance of the magnets in squid's tweet?
  9. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Oh, so we will either get CUM or not. If not, then we are going to hire someone the AD likes. Thanks to TFB and their inside source for breaking this.
  10. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Tim “bad call, he was only out of bounds a little” Brando can go help Futureman lube up
  11. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    I choose to believe in Rap Game Larry
  12. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    These salaries are nothing compared to what shitty NBA and MLB players are making. And someone like CUM would make way more of an economic impact
  13. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Honestly he is one of my favorites. A troll, but entertaining
  14. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Confucius say better to have stupid asshole than a loose asshole
  15. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    I am very amused at the prospect of Ketch and Friends trying to peddle inside info in a Meyer administration. “Who are you again?”
  16. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    #mustardgang
  17. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    And Mayo makes me want to barf
  18. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    It is amusing that people react so violently to amounts of money that they will never have to pay. This will all be financed by very rich men. I am glad my interests are aligned with such persons so it is free for me.
  19. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    I don’t have it but I can venture a guess: Spoke to some insider sources that are plugged in. They said it might or might not happen. Lots of balls in the air. Situation is fluid.
  20. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Supposedly we have a COVID outbreak. Multiple starters not practicing.
  21. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Under Siege
  22. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Mayo is fucking disgusting and should be banned
  23. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    People pay for this?
  24. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    I don’t think anyone trying to hide private jet activity would file flight plans 24 hours before the flight
  25. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Ok cool. Cancel the last two games and let’s fucking go.

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