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    “Jimbo’s always tweaking with his QBs”
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    Happy for you Tyler but you are still getting fired soon
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    Are they going to topple the David Boren statue like Saddam's statue?
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    Is this after the Super two deadline? If not, why not wait?
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    These cases are bullshit as often as they are true so I’m not going to base an opinion on a news article or a domestic violence charge. But I can judge him on being an aggy, which is really dumb.
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    Justin is going to do an incel mass shooting
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    Good for him, but I’m mildly disgruntled that he stole my #1 prospective kid’s name.
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    Let me tell you a secret about us lawyers. We like it when people make bad decisions. They wouldn’t need lawyers if they didn’t.
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    Our society has made victimhood into currency. Like other currencies, people counterfeit it.
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    If the Patriots can consistently turn undersized scrub white guys into contributors and Super Bowl MVPs, I don’t see why one or two of these guys can’t do something.
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    Coach on the field
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    Thank you Sam, LJH, and everyone else for beating USC and Tech, contributing towards the firings of Kingsbury and Tee Martin. Thank you Josh Rosen for sucking ass and getting your head corch fired. Thank you Sean McVay for kicking ass and inspiring Arizona to buy an off brand version of you in Kingsbury. Thank you Lynn Swann and co. for temporarily making USC suck.
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    Welcome. These PWO’s are house money. If none of them pan out, then we have some good scout team players. If one or two of them pan out and contribute, then lucky us. His tape is pretty good.
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    That is one of the best troll jobs I’ve ever seen. Real subtle stuff. He’s a pro.
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    I hate to admit it but if Murray and Boras succeed in squeezing another $10 million out of Oakland with the NFL gambit, I will be forced to give them a tip of the cap.
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    "F-250 Distributors"
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    The review complaining about the lack of coattails is my favorite
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    Except they play different positions and one weighed 25 pounds more.
  20. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    http://mobile.twitter.com/BUFootball/status/1075848150441713667 Young lady, do you see the man who raped you in this photo spread?
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    http:// https://mobile.twitter.com/_taylorhamm/status/911365608364822528?lang=en Jesus. This is awful in retrospect.
  22. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    http:// https://www.click2houston.com/bush-41/texas-am-corps-of-cadets-to-participate-in-george-hw-bushs-services “There is various points through history that actually brings us all together as people and brings us all together as citizens of this country and I believe this is one of them,” There is? “Counsil and Strickland are two of the approximate 2,500 young men and women who serve in the Corp of Cadets.” They don’t fucking “serve.” They are members of a club of dumbassery. For God’s sake they aren’t the military. “It’s going to be sadness, that we lost someone that loves our university so much that cares about the organization I’m in so much.” It is all about aggy and the corps of dorks. Not a President, WWII Vet, VP, etc.
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    Lincoln Riley does not tell strangers that “defense wins championships “
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    According to Big 12 Website: UT, WVU and ISU tie at 6-3 All three would be 1-1 against each other. UT would earn the berth based on its win over first-place Oklahoma. http:// http://www.big12sports.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=10410&ATCLID=211780428
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    Cool to have both the Musberger and Texas calls. Unfortunately the Dave South call is probably lost to the annals of history. I imagine it went something like this: “Dave S: Hands the ball to the guy, come on, that’s holding, (30 seconds of dead air). Dave E: Darn, I don’t think he got across the goal line. Dave S: Well, they call it a TD Cut to commercial “Hi, I’m Bubba S. Johnson, class of 86, and proprietor of Johnson Family Farm Supply. Are you tired of getting subpar alfalfa? ...”

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