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  1. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    http:// https://www.click2houston.com/bush-41/texas-am-corps-of-cadets-to-participate-in-george-hw-bushs-services “There is various points through history that actually brings us all together as people and brings us all together as citizens of this country and I believe this is one of them,” There is? “Counsil and Strickland are two of the approximate 2,500 young men and women who serve in the Corp of Cadets.” They don’t fucking “serve.” They are members of a club of dumbassery. For God’s sake they aren’t the military. “It’s going to be sadness, that we lost someone that loves our university so much that cares about the organization I’m in so much.” It is all about aggy and the corps of dorks. Not a President, WWII Vet, VP, etc.
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    Lincoln Riley does not tell strangers that “defense wins championships “
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    According to Big 12 Website: UT, WVU and ISU tie at 6-3 All three would be 1-1 against each other. UT would earn the berth based on its win over first-place Oklahoma. http:// http://www.big12sports.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=10410&ATCLID=211780428
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    Cool to have both the Musberger and Texas calls. Unfortunately the Dave South call is probably lost to the annals of history. I imagine it went something like this: “Dave S: Hands the ball to the guy, come on, that’s holding, (30 seconds of dead air). Dave E: Darn, I don’t think he got across the goal line. Dave S: Well, they call it a TD Cut to commercial “Hi, I’m Bubba S. Johnson, class of 86, and proprietor of Johnson Family Farm Supply. Are you tired of getting subpar alfalfa? ...”
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    Cuck porn
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    Wow. He is so brave for marrying someone 25 years younger than him. I also love all the stories the NYT does about how brave and inspirational ex pro athletes that marry women that are 25 years younger than them.
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    I think you are missing the point. A team that defers and receives in the second half has an equal chance at an extra possession than the team that receives in the first half. Example: Team A defers. Team B receives the opening kickoff. The first half is played and ends with Team A having the ball. Both teams had an equal number of possessions in that half. In the second half Team A receives and the game happens to end with Team A possessing the ball. In that scenario, Team A had one additional possession despite kicking off to start the game. There are various reasons a team might want to receive to open the game or defer to the second half, but having more possessions isn’t one of them.
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    He’s addressing the sex toys https://mobile.twitter.com/CoachZachSmith/status/1062192475866128390
  9. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Can we start a gofundme to help Barritt learn literacy in the English language?
  10. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    One simply does not walk into Jack Trice Stadium at night and expect to win.
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    Did y’all know that he played at Lake Travis, which is the rival of Westlake, and Ehlinger went to Westlake and they played against eachother!?!?
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    Rhule looks like a deranged hobo
  13. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    The old “our fans better be focused or the players will blow it” logic.
  14. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    They have one less Big 12 championship and dozens of more rapists. Fuck them.
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    It’s a clever Patel trap to poison sips
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    So basically Bud Kilmer but without the whole winning at the end part
  17. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Take the loss pussy
  18. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    And how the hell did Coach Bro have this guy and not win more?
  19. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    I think Mahomes is the next NFL star QB. Like Aaron Rodgers level good.
  20. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    2005. Still remember the place shaking when Rod Wright ran that ball back. A cathartic moment.
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    Hand is doing a good job.
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    I’m volunteering a crisp $20 towards the effort
  24. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    You have brain AIDS
  25. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Asking for a friend.

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