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  1. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Cuck porn
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    Wow. He is so brave for marrying someone 25 years younger than him. I also love all the stories the NYT does about how brave and inspirational ex pro athletes that marry women that are 25 years younger than them.
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    I think you are missing the point. A team that defers and receives in the second half has an equal chance at an extra possession than the team that receives in the first half. Example: Team A defers. Team B receives the opening kickoff. The first half is played and ends with Team A having the ball. Both teams had an equal number of possessions in that half. In the second half Team A receives and the game happens to end with Team A possessing the ball. In that scenario, Team A had one additional possession despite kicking off to start the game. There are various reasons a team might want to receive to open the game or defer to the second half, but having more possessions isn’t one of them.
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    He’s addressing the sex toys https://mobile.twitter.com/CoachZachSmith/status/1062192475866128390
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    Can we start a gofundme to help Barritt learn literacy in the English language?
  6. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    One simply does not walk into Jack Trice Stadium at night and expect to win.
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    Did y’all know that he played at Lake Travis, which is the rival of Westlake, and Ehlinger went to Westlake and they played against eachother!?!?
  8. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Rhule looks like a deranged hobo
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    The old “our fans better be focused or the players will blow it” logic.
  10. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    They have one less Big 12 championship and dozens of more rapists. Fuck them.
  11. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    It’s a clever Patel trap to poison sips
  12. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    So basically Bud Kilmer but without the whole winning at the end part
  13. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Take the loss pussy
  14. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    And how the hell did Coach Bro have this guy and not win more?
  15. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    I think Mahomes is the next NFL star QB. Like Aaron Rodgers level good.
  16. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    2005. Still remember the place shaking when Rod Wright ran that ball back. A cathartic moment.
  17. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Hand is doing a good job.
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    I’m volunteering a crisp $20 towards the effort
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    You have brain AIDS
  21. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Asking for a friend.
  22. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    If there is a Patel making pizza in DC I’m gonna lose my shit
  23. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    So can we just cancel this and it goes down as we didn’t lose?
  24. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    The funeral for the dead dog today is peak aggy. Pall bearers carrying a flag draped casket, aggy band playing amazing grace, eulogies, tears, etc.
  25. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    I really hope he plays. If he actually does and this isn’t a negotiation tactic, they will have a lame duck almost rookie with very little experience. When he struggles, which he will, the pressure to bench him and give their “future” qbs snaps will be huge. If he gets benched, he quits pretty much immediately. Great potential of an embarrassing circus. I like.

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