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Mantis Toboggan, MD

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  1. This would be a very effective way to fake your own death
  2. Right. And if they go to trial, the threat of the prior convictions becoming admissible evidence often keeps them from testifying.
  3. Before the wrongful murder case, he had previously done 10 years in prison for Aggravated Robbery, a year in state jail for credit card abuse, and 6 months in state jail for theft.
  4. I think the expected goal will be to cross the Dnipro and drive to the Sea of Azov. Maybe towards Melitopol or Mariupol. If they can achieve this, it cuts off the Russkies in Crimea.
  5. I like the cut of his jib. “Endured” is the correct verb to describe watching 40 years of aggy
  6. I don’t know what to say but I’m sorry you are going through this and I hope you find the strength to fight this cancer mofo and win. God bless
  7. It is mostly a myth. A huge percentage of inmates are sex offenders in general.
  8. He has pitched 38 games in three years. But sure, go ahead and expect him to get more reliable in his 35-40 year old seasons. These clowns have $700 million tied up in 3 guys. This will be an epic fail. The Rangers are the third place team in the AL West going forward.
  9. They aren’t worried about winning when they have a chance to make the playoff? Wat?
  10. Don’t forget about arm sleeve wearers
  11. I hope the younger guys have watched RoJo and learned something. Wow, what a team player and leader. He is also very talented and wouldn’t surprise me if he makes an NFL career for himself.
  12. You must have never been informed that they are honoring the dead students by doing the same thing that killed them and if they didn’t, it would be like those kids died for nothing. Clear, linear logic. Stupid sip.
  13. I was at my house watching and listening to Dave South’s broadcast because listening to him call aggy losses was my guilty pleasure.
  14. Quinn is better at playing college football in his first year than you are at posting on message boards after 20 years of experience.
  15. I think he was infected with the fuckthisoptoutenza virus
  16. I think Russian tank training is called “Flight School” judging from many videos I’ve seen
  17. And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
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