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Mantis Toboggan, MD

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  1. I don’t know what to say but I’m sorry you are going through this and I hope you find the strength to fight this cancer mofo and win. God bless
  2. It is mostly a myth. A huge percentage of inmates are sex offenders in general.
  3. He has pitched 38 games in three years. But sure, go ahead and expect him to get more reliable in his 35-40 year old seasons. These clowns have $700 million tied up in 3 guys. This will be an epic fail. The Rangers are the third place team in the AL West going forward.
  4. They aren’t worried about winning when they have a chance to make the playoff? Wat?
  5. Don’t forget about arm sleeve wearers
  6. Dinesh Patel…never forget
  7. I hope the younger guys have watched RoJo and learned something. Wow, what a team player and leader. He is also very talented and wouldn’t surprise me if he makes an NFL career for himself.
  8. You must have never been informed that they are honoring the dead students by doing the same thing that killed them and if they didn’t, it would be like those kids died for nothing. Clear, linear logic. Stupid sip.
  9. I was at my house watching and listening to Dave South’s broadcast because listening to him call aggy losses was my guilty pleasure.
  10. They were already mostly dead
  11. Quinn is better at playing college football in his first year than you are at posting on message boards after 20 years of experience.
  12. Great, another Derka meltdown thread
  13. I think he was infected with the fuckthisoptoutenza virus
  14. Do you even pool party bro?
  15. I think he would say FUPM
  16. I think Russian tank training is called “Flight School” judging from many videos I’ve seen
  17. And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
  18. We fucking did it
  19. We fucking did it
  20. He is a below average defensive first baseman
  21. Sure. Let’s interfere in Iran’s domestic politics. Historically it works out swimmingly.
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