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Mantis Toboggan, MD

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  1. I think Russian tank training is called “Flight School” judging from many videos I’ve seen
  2. And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
  3. We fucking did it
  4. We fucking did it
  5. He is a below average defensive first baseman
  6. Sure. Let’s interfere in Iran’s domestic politics. Historically it works out swimmingly.
  7. Either 1) Putin values loyalty far more than competency Or 2) Keeping him around to use as an escape goat when things get worse for Putin
  8. What is this? A pen for ants?
  9. Milroe is fucking awful
  10. If you removed Colton Vasek from OU’s class, you could call it a… Wait for it… Vasektomy
  11. I had it delivered today based on the recommendations. I already have an extremely low opinion of russian culture and military competence. I assume it will only serve to reinforce my already held opinions.
  12. Backfires Old strategic supersonic bomber
  13. Probably because it is flat, open ground so the shrapnel has a larger effective area
  14. Can’t keep sending him out there. He is shell shocked and just watches the pass rushers and takes sacks. Too fucked in the head to look downfield.
  15. I’ll have some of what you are smoking
  16. “It was for the Gram” is not a valid defense there?
  17. Grizzly Mint was my jam. Went through almost a can a day. Tried Nicolette lozenges and gum. Didn’t get me off it. Just ended up habitually using them instead. But the Nicolette patch worked for me. Been off if it for 10 years.
  18. He has no business being on the field
  19. I’m not going to know how to react until I hear a podcast from Harry and Meghan about how this affects them.
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