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Mantis Toboggan, MD

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  1. Either 1) Putin values loyalty far more than competency Or 2) Keeping him around to use as an escape goat when things get worse for Putin
  2. What is this? A pen for ants?
  3. Milroe is fucking awful
  4. If you removed Colton Vasek from OU’s class, you could call it a… Wait for it… Vasektomy
  5. I had it delivered today based on the recommendations. I already have an extremely low opinion of russian culture and military competence. I assume it will only serve to reinforce my already held opinions.
  6. Backfires Old strategic supersonic bomber
  7. Probably because it is flat, open ground so the shrapnel has a larger effective area
  8. Can’t keep sending him out there. He is shell shocked and just watches the pass rushers and takes sacks. Too fucked in the head to look downfield.
  9. I’ll have some of what you are smoking
  10. “It was for the Gram” is not a valid defense there?
  11. Grizzly Mint was my jam. Went through almost a can a day. Tried Nicolette lozenges and gum. Didn’t get me off it. Just ended up habitually using them instead. But the Nicolette patch worked for me. Been off if it for 10 years.
  12. He has no business being on the field
  13. I’m not going to know how to react until I hear a podcast from Harry and Meghan about how this affects them.
  14. It was Ziegler
  15. I’d like to buy a house on Baltic Avenue, take a chance, and see these ladies’ community chest.
  16. Norman’ius Conquistador-Jackson
  17. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/polio-virus-hundreds-of-infections-possible-new-york-health-department/ How does a legitimate news organization write an article like this and omit the fact that this is 100% fundamental Haredi Jewish people?
  18. The road he was on was quite remote, but it also happens to be the road you would end up on if you missed your turn in Luling that you would normally take to head to I-10 and Houston. If you are on 80 and you failed to turn right on 183, you would ultimately end up on the road his car crashed on. I think your theory is mostly accurate except it doesn’t account for not finding the body. They did numerous searches and didn’t find anything anywhere. His cell phone was found between the seat and console, out of sight. My possible theory is that he accidentally misses his turn, ends up out there in this dark remote road, wrecks, possibly due to intoxication. Can’t find his phone, is discombobulated due to accident and intoxication, and wanders off to a local property to get help where a homeowner sees a fucked up bleeding guy banging on his door, gets scared, shoots him, then panics and disposes the body somehow. That road has some creepy looking remote houses that are undoubtedly inhabited by weird rednecks. I drove down in and got True Detective vibes. This explains all the evidence in one way or another. I suppose it is possible some wild hogs found his body out there and devoured it too.
  19. Sure. The USA assassinating the leader of a nuclear power sounds like a brilliant idea and there is no way it could go wrong. Jesus Christ
  20. Uh. Yes? Do you think they should have a three strikes and you're out policy? Give em a punchcard. "Janice, get the Narcan, this guy is dying. No, hold up, his OD punchcard says he has already been Narcan'd 3 times, better let him die"
  21. I think the point is preventing the person from dying.
  22. Jesus Christ. Fuck this motherfucker Uvalde police chief. If cops didn’t have a pathological refusal and inability to admit when they fucked up, perhaps people would trust them to the extent they think people should.
  23. He better watch his balance near windows
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