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  1. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    TUGS time!
  2. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    “Total Ukrainian Guerrilla Safari” is the best band name yet from this war
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    Not really. There are several ranks of general/admiral. There are like 800-1000 generals and admirals in the USA military currently. I’m sure there are hundreds in the Russian military too.
  5. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Arsonist is very concerned that the building is on fire and people might get burned.
  6. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Yes. It costs tree fiddy.
  7. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    I smell a Ukrainian reality show. “Pimp My Tank” I assume Xzibit is available.
  8. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    For sure. Especially like how they call Russians “Orcs.”
  9. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    And these yes men will be replaced by new yes men. And so on.
  10. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Will now wear much more high quality Babushka’s Secret, produced of finest textiles in Leningrad by dedicated Bolshevik women.
  11. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    I wouldn’t call it “recover” but they will end up becoming China’s bitch as an end result.
  12. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    While it is a legitimate question how well maintained and operational their nukes are given how halfassed literally everything else about them is, it is worth assuming they work as advertised. They seem to have invested in their nuke program significantly since it is the only think keeping them in the geopolitical power they think they deserve. And even if half their nukes are duds, it doesn’t make a shit with regard to strategy. They have more than enough to trigger MAD
  13. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Seems ineffectual. Sabotaging railroads has to be pretty easy for the Ukrainians to do.
  14. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Amazing that we accomplished this without executing imamac’s plan to launch a first strike nuclear war or Nicole’s plan to assassinate Putin.
  15. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    You just lost my vote to be President sir.
  16. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    He didn’t say kill. He said arrest. But yes, a PR stunt. A million dollars is a hilariously low sum to induce someone to take action against Pooty.
  17. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Also has the advantage of giving you a way to take care of your feet when your worthless army is unable to handle the logistics of procuring socks.
  18. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    What is this? San Francisco?
  19. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Well the pollsters are probably Cossacks going door to door holding whips, so I wouldn’t put too much credence into that.
  20. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    It is deeper than that. Let me tell you about the murder of Harambe…
  21. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    XOM pulls out https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/exxon-mobil-begins-removing-us-employees-its-russian-oil-gas-operations-2022-03-01/
  22. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    I think it is hard for us to grasp the mindset since we are fortunate to live in a place that never gets invaded due to geographical and other reasons. Try to picture Mexico being far more powerful than the USA and they invade us and start shelling Austin, SA, Dallas, and Houston. Would you be motivated to fight them and risk your life?
  23. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    Putin Poutin’
  24. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    NATO
  25. Mantis Toboggan, MD
    I doubt Putin gives a shit about this.

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