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Mantis Toboggan, MD

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  1. For sure. Especially like how they call Russians “Orcs.”
  2. And these yes men will be replaced by new yes men. And so on.
  3. Will now wear much more high quality Babushka’s Secret, produced of finest textiles in Leningrad by dedicated Bolshevik women.
  4. I wouldn’t call it “recover” but they will end up becoming China’s bitch as an end result.
  5. While it is a legitimate question how well maintained and operational their nukes are given how halfassed literally everything else about them is, it is worth assuming they work as advertised. They seem to have invested in their nuke program significantly since it is the only think keeping them in the geopolitical power they think they deserve. And even if half their nukes are duds, it doesn’t make a shit with regard to strategy. They have more than enough to trigger MAD
  6. Seems ineffectual. Sabotaging railroads has to be pretty easy for the Ukrainians to do.
  7. Amazing that we accomplished this without executing imamac’s plan to launch a first strike nuclear war or Nicole’s plan to assassinate Putin.
  8. You just lost my vote to be President sir.
  9. He didn’t say kill. He said arrest. But yes, a PR stunt. A million dollars is a hilariously low sum to induce someone to take action against Pooty.
  10. Also has the advantage of giving you a way to take care of your feet when your worthless army is unable to handle the logistics of procuring socks.
  11. Well the pollsters are probably Cossacks going door to door holding whips, so I wouldn’t put too much credence into that.
  12. It is deeper than that. Let me tell you about the murder of Harambe…
  13. XOM pulls out https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/exxon-mobil-begins-removing-us-employees-its-russian-oil-gas-operations-2022-03-01/
  14. I think it is hard for us to grasp the mindset since we are fortunate to live in a place that never gets invaded due to geographical and other reasons. Try to picture Mexico being far more powerful than the USA and they invade us and start shelling Austin, SA, Dallas, and Houston. Would you be motivated to fight them and risk your life?
  15. I doubt Putin gives a shit about this.
  16. I’ve seen a lot of Russian dash cam videos and I can only assume a bear attack or a drunken gopnik caused some sort of pile up.
  17. Well that’s like $1.50. Probably going to have to up that.
  18. My free association thoughts Long table Hostage video Dr Evil
  19. Sum of All Fears had a disclaimer that his detailed explanations of the inner workings of a nuclear weapon were intentionally wrong for obvious reasons. I’m sure the government was involved in that one. I think it was probably a give and take relationship for him and the govt/ military. They gave him access and insight, he let them edit things that were too sensitive, and the military got books that people loved and made them look like badasses. Good propaganda.
  20. I read the Sum of All Fears and stayed at a Holiday Inn Express and agree.
  21. May sunflowers grow out of their rotting corpses
  22. I really doubt Putin wants to kill him. He would far prefer he run and Putin can install a puppet because their president abandoned Ukraine to save himself. He would make much more of a difference to the Ukrainian cause being a martyr that Putin had murdered than a president in exile that ran to safety
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