DanTheHorn
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- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
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Adopt A Playoff Team?
Ole Miss since they were great host that one time we were there.
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2025 Week 13: Arkansas @ Texas.
Lets soar a whopping 71 meters and find a way to enjoy it because we went 3-0 against our rivals.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Sark dialed up play after play that was wide open but his receivers coach has failed to teach them how to catch. Then when the game got close Kirby spanked Sark and let him know what real preparation to out coach the other guy looks like.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
The only gaping hole I see is the one Georgia just left behind teaching our coaching staff and our team how inadequate they are in the biggest of games.
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Texas @ Georgia November 15, 2025 - The Beginning or The End
Kirby made our coaching staff his bitches yet again with calls they were not ready to overcome.
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Texas @ Georgia Watch Party - Austin - Celis Brewing 10001 Metric Blvd
Three different beers and all were good. Designated driver.
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Texas @ Georgia November 15, 2025 - The Beginning or The End
Manning is money and these receivers are shit!!!!!!!!!
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Texas @ Georgia November 15, 2025 - The Beginning or The End
How the fuck does PK tell his players to be 10 yards off the ball when they need 5.
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aggy cock game thread
Did not see what happened. Was he defending the field against cheerleaders?
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Oklahoma @ Alabama
Got to hand it to 64 that is a hell of a hustle by an OL
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Oklahoma @ Alabama
When did all players stop falling on the ball after a fumble. They all want to scoop and score
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aggy cock game thread
Some teams just know how to lose.
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Road Trip - Athens (UGA)
On that day of 66 - 3 hopes were so high. I lived in Frisco at the time and always flew my Texas Longhorns flag. I had aggy and Oklahoma neighbors and they plus a few other haters got together to watch the game. So when things were out of hand I took my kids prior year Batman cape and white pillow case cut out the logo and made black and white flag with two sided tape. Those neighbors of mine came out at the end of the game convinced my flag would not be there and told me later that still showing my allegiance with a sense of humor lighten the hard time they were planning to give me.
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2025 Random Games thread
If this review takes more than second it is to long.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The Vols did a decent job at Ohio State last year. It would be great if we can hand them that kind of blow out and make them feel they wasted their money.
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2025 Week 12: Texas @ Georgia
All hands on deck, to bad some of those on deck are really bad left guards. Lets hope their very best performance makes an appearance. Georgia bad pressure ranking needs to continue.
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2025 Week 12: Texas @ Georgia
The bye week gave Sark way too much time to think up the perfect plan, he got too cute, and the defensive players spent time with their "fat little" girlfriends. Let's hope both learned a lesson about what can go wrong during a bye week.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
This thread has usually been in overdrive for years, but it is moving very slow due to the lack of tears. Let's take care of Georgia so that we can put ourselves in a position to give aggy a fountain of tears.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Who cares about Arky when you will have to live with losing to us yet again.
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2025 Week 12: Texas @ Georgia
I don't have any input other than fuck them dogs!
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Texas @ Georgia Watch Party - Austin - Celis Brewing 10001 Metric Blvd
RSVP for two
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
One of the comments: "It makes me so happy that my Aggies broke the lsu athletics department. That’s better than a win over Texas." They are preparing themselves.
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Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
"Cane Corso" The Cane Corso is an Italian breed of mastiff.