Everything posted by ClubWhatever
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Every new starter on offense isn’t close to being as good as the guy he replaced. Every single one.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
I think Roberson has like 8 special teams penalties in his career
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
What was 83 doing? You are an eligible receiver. Ever heard of the scramble drill? He was just jogging at the LOS
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Texas -- a failed state
Wouldn’t
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Texas Women's Soccer
We fucking suck. It’s The University of Texas, in a state filled with good players,. And we can’t field a competitive soccer team.
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2025 Random Games thread
Grandpa sez: Hit him in a bad spot
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Texas A&M Football 2025 - On the Edge of Glory(holes)
They have a lot of speed on offense (more than us) but their defense appears to be wet paper baggy. It’s true that anything could happen in this game. A thumping either way is on the table. I think a lot depends on how cute Denbrock or whatever his name is gets. Run the ball early and often and ND will prolly win.
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2025 Random Games thread
An NCStae frat should have painted an additional T in the middle of the field
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2025 Random Games thread
Do call him Shirley
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2025 Random Games thread
Consecutive timeouts on the same play should result in a 30 yard penalty
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Flood is big on knowing what to do. Now actually doing it is another thing.
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UAP Pentagon Report (UFOs, Foo Fighters, Commie Drones)
The AGM-114R9X "Flying Ginsu" or "Ninja Bomb" is a highly specialized Hellfire variant that does not use explosives. Kinetic energy and blades: Before impact, six sharp blades extend from the missile's casing. It relies on a combination of these blades and its own kinetic energy to shred or slice the target.
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Parker Livingstone
I for one am shocked you didn’t say he was ass
- 2024 RB Jerrick Gibson
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
This is what happens when you give 3000 lawyers nothing to do or no consequences for not doing anything.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Barnes is a good back. Hard to tackle. It’s dumb that he’s not the starter. Probably will be by Texas.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Miami looks pretty damn good on offense. Speed all over the place and a QB who routinely makes NFL throws on target. Beck looks like a different guy this year.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Yeah. Put a statue out there for a team with 15 yards rushing at the half. That would work great.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
Need to be around the program?
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2025 game week 3: UTEP @ Texas
There’s no way this team only loses 1 more game. Inaccurate QB, lots of jaggy skill guys, OC who hates self scouting, and dumb linemen mean there will be at least a couple more offensive dud performances that get us beat. It doesn’t matter that there aren’t any world beaters on the schedule.
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Michigan @ Oklahoma
That’s a pretty dumb read of both games. Michigan would score at least as much as they did against OU and most likely quite a bit more. Our defense isn’t that much better than Michigan’s. You would probably be looking at something like a 24-14 Michigan win.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
And Briles did?
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Michigan @ Oklahoma
Their secondary can be had. Same as always. They sell out to stop the run and fly up on screens. Sark needs to not be meat headed about running the ball and throwing sideways.
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2025 Random Games thread
UCLA might be the worst team in all of CFB.
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Michigan @ Oklahoma
Ok, run John Mateer some more. Like every play.