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Fudbelty

Certifiably Surly
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  1. I dated a Heinz once. No relation. Her dad was a pilot for one of the big Airlines, and come to find out he literally had another family in another state.
  2. Fuck coco shrimp. “Y’all still have all you can eat shrimps?” “No, it’s 33 shrimp and no substitutions” “I’m allergic to coconut” “We’ll, I wouldn’t order anything fried then because it’s all cooked in the same grease” “I need yo manager then” Sorry, nightmares from 25 years ago.
  3. Yup. That’s it.
  4. Holy shit call wayyy back. I honestly don’t remember.
  5. If he wasn’t on a knee that’s an easy block. Then my 9yo catchers all see that lazy shìt then they copy it.
  6. Double Dave’s. It’s good. I’m a Mama’s guy myself.
  7. Hudson Oaks Wal Mart. 30 west to 20, exit 411, turn right immediately after the car dealership, grocery side. (for your own sanity do not take 20 west from Benbrook)
  8. Not sure if that actually counts as a call but that’s as close as you can get if not.
  9. If you noticed the first group of kids on the Jumbotron topless those were Parker County’s finest nine year olds.
  10. We’re getting a hit this inning.
  11. Fuck me. I’m longer impressed, or racist.
  12. Actually impressed with the crowd size.
  13. Head on over to the Hudson Oaks Gual Mar if you crave that delicacy.
  14. I don’t think 5 wasn’t scoring on that anyways. Save those legs.
  15. Great job producing that run the hard way
  16. Irish Nachos giving him the shits?
  17. Holy fuck the size difference between Boch and the ump was hilarious.
  18. Just turned it on. You’re welcome
  19. Not going to lie, at first glance I thought you were having fried eggs and Oreos for breakfast. NTTAWWT
  20. Do you have any info you can share on the underground water storage deaths yesterday afternoon on Aledo Iona? Assuming noxious gas got them? Possible h2s? I didn’t even know there were underground tanks over there.
  21. Wasn’t me. Also, lord help me not freak out as I teach my 15 yo to drive.
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