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A Cooper Rush run. Solid call.

McCarthy and his 3 point offense! Let's go! Oh wait, it got blocked.

Great call.

He got his shut pushed in on that hit.

If it's OK with you, I'd like to go ahead and play it out just to be sure.

Actually, that was probably the play. Burn the time, chuck it out of bounds. Just get to the locker room.

McCarthy special right there

I'm going the opposite of the Sausage King of Chicago. We suck. Texans win this 30-12.

Just saw this thread and I (we) love how much you all enjoyed the show. As Captain said above, Kilter really nailed the vibes of the game. The main characters, the typical Vault dwellers, The Overseer, the environments, even the objects in the backgrounds, were just perfectly recreated. I think a lot of us had that little bit of anxiety when we got the preview of Ep 1, but within 2 mins we were sold. Just a brilliant show. I really can't wait for Season 2. Won't be 2027. Please Stand By.

Uh, issue a statement of course! We are aware of an incident that occurred before today's game involving a piece of metal that fell from the stadium structure. The metal strip apparently had the initials RB, so it fell into the endzone untouched by any players on the defense. No injuries have been reported, and we are grateful for the quick response of our stadium personnel and local authorities. We appreciate the understanding and patience of our fans, who certainly recognize the irony here, and community as we address this issue thoroughly and transparently.

OK, after watching the fight, I apologize. I let my wishes override the reality. This was a show and it was scripted. Mike had opportunity and could have hurt Paul multiple times and didn't. Fuck you, Mike, for selling out.

Glad Ewers wasn't hurt for that drive!

Agreed and that's what us fans are really banking on. Tyson getting that clean shot to the body, with that devastating upper cut that just knocks Paul the fuck out. =I want to see this for many reasons, but also because I like seeing that "old-dad-strength" being on display against someone like Jake. I mean Jake was looking straight at him in the faceoff and never saw Tyson's slap coming. I feel like that was real and he's not ready for someone like Tyson, even at 58, which is why he's not fighting anyone with a significant rank. Paul isn't terrible, though, and is getting good coaching. Have to recognize that he's somewhat legit. But here's my take. There will be desire for this to last a few rounds with both boxers getting shots in to make it a good show. The good part is that I don't think Mike is capable of following a script. I know what he said about legacy, but that doesn't mean he's willing to let himself lose this match against someone he certainly doesn't feel will ever be on his level. Paul can also live through any of the possible outcomes. Win/Lose, he has multiple stories he can go with and continue to prosper off it. There is no losing scenario for Paul...unless Mike literally kills him. Mike comes away with the win here and they hug afterwards.

Why even look at the Surface device any more?

Rush back in? LOL

Cut him at half time. Hot garbage.

Hey, Diggs showed up!

I'll allow it, Steele. It's the Eagles. Also, Carter is a pussy.

I'd keep Lamb, Micah, Overshown, Dowdle, and Ferguson. Also like how Zeke was suspended and no one even noticed. Including the stat sheet.

No, no, no. Deion will be the coach and we're drafting Shedeur.

Well, Tim Kaine beat Hung Cow. Best headline of the night.

Did Acosta just say there's a problem because some people don't know how to sign their name? WTF is happening?

I'm not sure which QB gives the best opportunity to win right now. Lance, Rush, or Prescott. Take your pick. Feels like it's 13 ppg no matter who you choose. Also, don't give Turpin shit, Greg. He's not pulling an Anthony Richardson.

We're so fucking dumb.