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Ghost of NMAS

Certifiably Surly
  1. Fuck the Houston marathon. If you have some weird desire to run for 26 miles, please do it out in the middle of a rural area where you can do it without disrupting the lives of millions of people in the most traffic congested city in the US. Every Sunday morning I go to my 95 year old mom’s house so she can watch her church service on tv and then I can make her a nice lunch. She lives in the Galleria area, so this morning it was virtually impossible to get in and out of her neighborhood. I’m glad you have some strange fetish to shit yourself on public while wearing running shorts, but does the fourth largest city in the US really need to completely shut down for you to do it?
  2. I usually just congratulate them on another quality loss
  3. American troops decked out in lightweight desert camo will be an awesome sight invading Greenland.
  4. Which is exactly why it should be actively worked towards
  5. Don’t laugh, it’s coming soon to UT
  6. If the feds can bring charges for throwing a subway sandwich, this should be a slam dunk for an indictment
  7. I think you mean living on a military financed with payday loans and a nuclear arsenal
  8. I’m sure most cops carry thousands of handcuffs on their person at all times
  9. Maybe someone should join ICE just so they can shoot Vance with absolute immunity
  10. How many Greenlanders get murdered in their streets by the secret police?
  11. Ice recruiting slogan
  12. If someone actually did take a shot at them, I bet 90% of them would shit their pants and run away crying.
  13. So do headshots
  14. It would be really nice if someone could hack Grok so that no matter what it was asked do, it generated a picture of Leon sucking trump's tiny mushroom penis
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