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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. It would be really nice if someone could hack Grok so that no matter what it was asked do, it generated a picture of Leon sucking trump's tiny mushroom penis
  2. I'm guessing that we use the same starting word Wordle 1,664 2/6 🟨🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  3. Accidentally posted this in the Iran thread Sebastian had his annual physical yesterday, and he now has a new nickname, "chunko". It was rather strongly suggested that the dry food portion of his diet be reduced by 20%. The vet said his hips will thank me later.
  4. Sebastian had his annual physical yesterday, and he now has a new nickname, "chunko". It was rather strongly suggested that the dry food portion of his diet be reduced by 20%. The vet said his hips will thank me later.
  5. It would be a black and white tube tv with a knob that can only select Fox News or NewsMax
  6. according to Wesley Hunt that’s justification for him to be executed in the street
  7. Denmark ran our credit report and the only terms the US qualified for is 96 months at 12%
  8. what do you expect from someone that thought he was a cat
  9. In Houston the odds are that you will either die on the freeway because of a shitty driver, or in the aisle of an H‑E‑B after being run over by an order picker cart
  10. She rubbed his face on her tits to see if he had a fever?
  11. I guess Iranians have forgotten all about SAVAK
  12. I’m a big fan of Bosch washers and driers. I have had my set since well before my divorce 16 years ago, and both are still running great and have never needed repairs (except I had to replace a broken control knob on the washer that got broken by movers). Unfortunately, Bosch exited the full size washer and drier market a number of years ago. Their washers and driers are considered compact in the US because they are 24 inches wide rather than 27. I think their capacity is still comparable to the 27 inch models though.
  13. Ghost of NMAS replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    There is no mechanism in the NATO treaty to expel a member. This seems like it will make it a little awkward when Article 5 is invoked against the US
  14. Sounds like a term created to describe our dipshit cabinet
  15. Sounds to me like this whole thing was intended by trump to destroy the domestic e and p industry
  16. Meanwhile, those of us looking for a locally owned practice with vets that actually care about their community and the pets in it are just about shit out of luck, but congrats on sucking out all of the money
  17. This times infinity. There is a cat in my neighborhood that loves to sit in my bushes and antagonize Sebastian through the window. In Houston, it is just as illegal to let your cat roam free as it is to let your dog run free. I feel like catching that fucking cat in my yard and taking him to the pound.
  18. Madura is being indicted for possession of machine guns among other crimes
  19. Cough in her face
  20. I'm pretty sure that his will states that all of his money is to be used for a giant tomb for his body, something along the lines of the Giza pyramids
  21. Complete luck on this one Wordle 1,658 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  22. Iran should threaten to intervene the next time Trump’s Gestapo attacks peaceful American protesters
  23. Great organization. I worked very closely with them when my ex and I were foster parents they do good work
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