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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. Just finished season 1. This will be my 4th complete run through including the original run. Best tv show ever created.
  2. She’s not connected to the hive mind, so at least one of them would have to witness it. She killed 11,000,000 when she threw her first fit. So I guess they ate well for a while
  3. According to that story, the threshold for an offensive plate is would it invoke a response from someone driving by. I have a UT themed personalized plate, and I have invoked many a response from aggy and dirt burglars on the road. I guess I can expect mine to be revoked any day.
  4. My daughter's chihuahua absolutely loves every human being she has met. Her favorite activity at the dog park is to make the rounds until every person there has let her sit in their lap. I have also never heard my daughter's chihuahua bark.
  5. Yes, because it's always a decision, and in the unlikely event that an accident should occur, one can just mosey over to the nearest abortion clinic
  6. Christofascisthatemongeringpieceofshit
  7. 1 all the way. He'd be stroked out before the halfway point
  8. Wallpaper sucks
  9. They shoud just execute him by drone while he's here in the US
  10. There aren’t any conservatives on SCOTUS
  11. Yass needs to caught in the open and beaten to death by an angry mob
  12. Which will probably be used for giant, poorly done, fake tits, and a pair of balloon lips
  13. If chaps had asses, wouldn’t they just be leather pants?
  14. Those would fly off the shelf in college station
  15. The contract probably containes some provisions for certain personal appearances. I’m sure that some of those could be required at the the bowl game. Maybe you can’t make them play, but drag their ass out there make.them do something.
  16. Somebody spent way too long staring at her right tit
  17. Sometimes you just get lucky Wordle 1,632 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. Maybe the CFP committee should institute a policy that any team opting out of a bowl game is ineligible for participation in the CFP the following year
  19. Should be more like in 2020 I gained 1 lb in 2021 I gained 7 lbs in 2022 I gained 8 lbs in 2023 I gained 3 lbs in 2024 I gained 3 lbs in 2025 I have so far gained 3 lbs, but Trump guarantees that I lost 1,500% of my body weight
  20. I hope they actually make him pay the ticket before removing the boot so that he learns his lesson
  21. Politics followed by law
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