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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. It’s about the complete defeat of the main British forces at the Battle of Islawanda, which took place a few days before the Battle of Rourke’s Drift
  2. Zulu Dawn, another movie about a different aspect of the same uprising, is much better.
  3. So, Trump has decreased the number of immigrants from infinity by 1500%?
  4. I read an article that discussed some new theories about time that speculated that going back in time and killing your own grandparents would not create a paradox, as time would just adjust itself. Therefore, I'm guessing it wouldn't prevent shitty commercials either.
  5. Congrats on being a diploma mill with 80,000 below average students
  6. I was leaving my mom's house this morning, driving down S. Post Oak, when the Louisiana State Police had a roadblock so that buses carrying the LSU (I presume) team could exit the Omni on their way to NRG. Fuck that, they have no jurisdiction here.
  7. Costco pumps are designed to allow you to do that.
  8. Has douchebag started issuing Letters of Marque?
  9. That poor goat was so sad. I bet he's already been eaten by some wild animal. I say Carol should gather up some more nukes and start setting them off.
  10. It is a criminal offense; call the police and report it. Texas Penal Code 42.092 (b) (3) (b) A person commits an offense if the person intentionally, knowingly, or recklessly: (3) fails unreasonably to provide necessary food, water, care, or shelter for an animal in the person's custody; What city is it in? The SPCA has excellent animal cruelty investigators and will partner with law enforcement to resolve the situation. Go to the website for the local SPCA chapter, and they will have information on how to file a report. For example, here is a link to the Houston SPCA for reporting animal cruelty. https://houstonspca.org/animal-cruelty-rescue-services/cruelty-investigation/# If it is in Houston, DM me the address, and I'll go get them. Fuck these people, let them try to put me in jail for it. I'll put the whole system on trial.
  11. Consent itself is liberal woke bullshit. Women can't think for themselves, so they are unable to give consent. Consent is implied.
  12. Tell your friend to drop trou and try to squeeze one out. If webs shoot out of his ass, he'll be okay. If not, he should go to the emergency room.
  13. Did the Chex Mix have pretzels in it? I hate the pretzels, and I would have left you a Tupperware with nothing but pretzels in it.
  14. I can't imagine just abandoning my dog. Some days my dog is the only thing keeping me going. I love big shepherds, and it wouldn't be theft. It would be a rescue.
  15. Real Name: Sebastian Nicknames: Big Guy, Goddamn Fucking Mutt
  16. Isn’t that an old video, or do they all just run together now that all decent norms in this country have completely collapsed
  17. Violent Night and Fatman are me and my daughter’s Christmas rotation. Will be adding Violent night 2 next year
  18. It’s an hour later in Miami
  19. Last time he ranted about drug prices, they were down 1500% so I guess that means that drug prices have more than doubled
  20. Please remind me when Venezuelan stole our oil, land, or assets.
  21. That system is getting ready to make a comeback
  22. Very frustrating one for me, but I just squeaked it out Wordle 1,641 6/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. Just finished season 1. This will be my 4th complete run through including the original run. Best tv show ever created.
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