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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. Fuck the Houston marathon. If you have some weird desire to run for 26 miles, please do it out in the middle of a rural area where you can do it without disrupting the lives of millions of people in the most traffic congested city in the US. Every Sunday morning I go to my 95 year old mom’s house so she can watch her church service on tv and then I can make her a nice lunch. She lives in the Galleria area, so this morning it was virtually impossible to get in and out of her neighborhood. I’m glad you have some strange fetish to shit yourself on public while wearing running shorts, but does the fourth largest city in the US really need to completely shut down for you to do it?
  2. I usually just congratulate them on another quality loss
  3. American troops decked out in lightweight desert camo will be an awesome sight invading Greenland.
  4. Which is exactly why it should be actively worked towards
  5. Don’t laugh, it’s coming soon to UT
  6. If the feds can bring charges for throwing a subway sandwich, this should be a slam dunk for an indictment
  7. I think you mean living on a military financed with payday loans and a nuclear arsenal
  8. I’m sure most cops carry thousands of handcuffs on their person at all times
  9. Maybe someone should join ICE just so they can shoot Vance with absolute immunity
  10. How many Greenlanders get murdered in their streets by the secret police?
  11. Ice recruiting slogan
  12. If someone actually did take a shot at them, I bet 90% of them would shit their pants and run away crying.
  13. So do headshots
  14. It would be really nice if someone could hack Grok so that no matter what it was asked do, it generated a picture of Leon sucking trump's tiny mushroom penis
  15. I'm guessing that we use the same starting word Wordle 1,664 2/6 🟨🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Accidentally posted this in the Iran thread Sebastian had his annual physical yesterday, and he now has a new nickname, "chunko". It was rather strongly suggested that the dry food portion of his diet be reduced by 20%. The vet said his hips will thank me later.
  17. Sebastian had his annual physical yesterday, and he now has a new nickname, "chunko". It was rather strongly suggested that the dry food portion of his diet be reduced by 20%. The vet said his hips will thank me later.
  18. It would be a black and white tube tv with a knob that can only select Fox News or NewsMax
  19. according to Wesley Hunt that’s justification for him to be executed in the street
  20. Denmark ran our credit report and the only terms the US qualified for is 96 months at 12%
  21. what do you expect from someone that thought he was a cat
  22. In Houston the odds are that you will either die on the freeway because of a shitty driver, or in the aisle of an H‑E‑B after being run over by an order picker cart
  23. She rubbed his face on her tits to see if he had a fever?
  24. I guess Iranians have forgotten all about SAVAK
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