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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. He’s been running those ads since the MAGA folks started lining up to primary him. They always end with a phone number you can call to thank him for voting with Trump. I usually call to tell him to pull his head out of Triump’s ass
  2. We suck Georgia’s dick
  3. I’ll watch., and root for, whichever G5 team makes it. Once they get get knocked out the football season is over for me. I’m not watching whatever piece of shit bowl matchup UT is in. It’s time for college baseball.
  4. Some dumbass tried to open my mailbox with his key and broke it off in my lock. I went down to the post office and they had me fill out a form and told me that the lock guy made his rounds on Thursday and I could chose to have him leave the new keys under my doormat or pick them up from the post office. So I guess YMMV with regard to the USPS and locks
  5. I think if I were Carol that I would yell at everyone I see and keep as many of them in a constant state of seizure as possible.
  6. Pics of giant friends
  7. So aimed at Surly
  8. If you want to rob me, all you have to do is give Sebastian a good butt scratch and he'll tell you where all of the good stuff is
  9. Please don't give us the front view
  10. In the first episode, the man talking to her from the TV (the undersecretary of agriculture, or whatever he was) said that the individual was chosen because he was nearby and was wearing a suit. That indicates to me that they just keep wearing whatever they were wearing when they turned. I haven't watched episode 2 yet, though
  11. She will have to get her ATT phone unlocked by ATT (it must be paid off and not listed as lost or stolen) and then switch to a T-Mobile SIM card
  12. I'm convinced, we should win terribly
  13. Why is it that fans of all of the hillbilly sister fucking schools are so obsessed with homosexuality?
  14. At today's prices I don't think $0.25 will buy enough for a Thanksgiving dinner
  15. That's an insult too far
  16. Should have told the ref he was trying to call timeout
  17. Just make whatever color you want
  18. PS Vue was the best, so naturally it disappeared
  19. I think demented piece of shit stadium is an excellent name
  20. You guys really shouldn’t talk an outs your dates like that. Not everyone can date a 10.
  21. The Last of the Mohicans is not a western
  22. Who knew that Trump ate German Christmas bread
  23. Wordle 1,602 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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