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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. That’s less than his fucking throne room is costing
  2. It’s a great movie, but I always feel a little bit pervy watching it
  3. So when the fair goes away completely, does the game move to home and home?
  4. Welcome to two days ago
  5. I could see him scribbling out some shitty version of the series ending, and leaving it to be published just to fuck over his fans one more time
  6. This whole ballroom thing went unbelievably fast. It seems like one day trump tweets out that he needs a ballroom and a few days later they’re tearing down part of the White House. How well designed is this piece of shit? Is it going to fall down like an aggy bonfire? Apparently, it takes more time to swear in a Democratic representative than it does to design and start construction on Trump’s throne room ballroom.
  7. We're all getting fucked in the ass by all of them right now
  8. If the Texas government gave a shit about what its citizens would, or would not, be okay with we would have initiative and referendum here.
  9. If our dumbass MAGA controlled legislature voted to put something on the ballot I’m inclined to vote against it, even if it will lower my taxes. I may relent and vote for #1 though
  10. And then when you jerk away, a big chunk of boiling hot cheese pulls off the pizza and glues itself to your chin causing third degree burns
  11. Then the AP poll has Texas about 25 spots too high
  12. That’s because they saw our game last night
  13. Blaming the refs for a sack of shit performance against Kentucky is a clear indication that your team sucks
  14. I dreamed that both UT and aggy win out until Thanksgiving, and then UT beats aggy in the regular season, beats aggy in the CCG, and then beats aggy in the CFP. I also dreamed that I had a threesome with Sydney Sweeney and Ana de Armas
  15. Reversible lanes
  16. Most of them work in the White House
  17. There are still GameStops?
  18. From now on the SEC refs should just ignore him when he tries to call time out, and when he complains they tell him they thought he was clapping
  19. I like how 2 of those 4 wins are against aggy
  20. It must have been a spelling lesson
  21. It will be impossible to destroy fanaticism as long as Israel keeps creating it
  22. I've already decided that if UT submits that I will be mailing my diploma to Jim Davis
  23. King is a prolific author Martin is a fat piece of shit who can't finish his series Rothfuss is less prolific than Martin
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