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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. According to Trump, every American has died at least ten times from drugs
  2. Or you could just go here https://bball.notnothing.net/sec.php?sport=fb
  3. If it’s dogs they can fuck right off.
  4. I’ve got a whole list of people that I’d like to report using that app
  5. UT could always bail on the SEC, join a G5 conference, and only play cupcakes OOC. That way we could go undefeated every year and make the playoffs as the highest rated G5 team
  6. If we had beaten OSU, Florida, and Georgia we would be undefeated and #1
  7. No, needs a bigger dog
  8. So his next article will be all about aggy being ripped off by the BOMC owned refs
  9. Fascists do not recognize the existence of illegal orders
  10. Blue Whale calves weigh between 5,000 and 6,000 pounds at birth
  11. Well obviously it’s not anal
  12. If there was anything to disclose, Trump would have already released it to distract from the pedo files.
  13. Eastern has the nuke codes, so it wouldn’t even be close
  14. First thought would be, Why does she have a nipple on her knee? Second thought would be, Is she pregnant?
  15. I guess you haven’t been to WalMart lately
  16. The lions and tigers let out of the zoo ate some and the rest probably starved to death
  17. Yoga pants make my balls itch
  18. all jeans look pretty much the same wadded up and thrown on the floor
  19. I wonder how many people have touched your underwear
  20. My youngest two kids are 21 and 22, and over the years since they graduated high school I been divesting myself of holidays. Last year I told them that I wasn’t celebrating Christmas, and that they should spend it with their mom. That left Thanksgiving as the only holiday left for me. Thanksgiving was really my favorite holiday anyway. As long as I can remember, the whole family has gathered up at the ranch for a few days to celebrate Thanksgiving. The family is pretty much split down the middle politically, but for the most part Thanksgiving has remained civil and apolitical. However, that has now ended for me. A few weeks ago my two sisters were at my mom’s house (I’m pretty much responsible now for her care) a they had a pretty disparaging conversation about LGBTQ+ (of course they used different terms) and I pretty much let them have it about what evil people they were. Last week one of them was back over at mom’s house and apologized by telling me she was willing to overlook my son’s faults (he’s gay) because he’s family. I just told her that she should probably leave. So I have now told my brother that I would drop my mom off at the ranch, but that I wouldn’t be staying and someone else will need to make the dressing. I told my kids to plan on pending the holiday with their mom’s family. So I guess it’s just going to be me and the dogs now. I’m not sure what I’m going to cook for us.
  21. I hope the movie reflects that as well as the book does.
  22. I have to take a nap after just reading that
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