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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. This times infinity. There is a cat in my neighborhood that loves to sit in my bushes and antagonize Sebastian through the window. In Houston, it is just as illegal to let your cat roam free as it is to let your dog run free. I feel like catching that fucking cat in my yard and taking him to the pound.
  2. Madura is being indicted for possession of machine guns among other crimes
  3. Cough in her face
  4. I'm pretty sure that his will states that all of his money is to be used for a giant tomb for his body, something along the lines of the Giza pyramids
  5. Complete luck on this one Wordle 1,658 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. Iran should threaten to intervene the next time Trump’s Gestapo attacks peaceful American protesters
  7. Great organization. I worked very closely with them when my ex and I were foster parents they do good work
  8. The HUB Houston. Educational programs for neurodivergent young adults. They have great programs for helping kids prepare for independence and developing skill for entering the workforce. Citizens for Animal Protection. A great local no kill shelter
  9. Costco rearranged the dairy case so instead of my normal three pack of ultra pasteurized 2% milk I now have a three pack of ultra pasteurized 2% lactose-free milk.
  10. It wasn’t a hint that they didn’t charge you for them? Or did they charge you and then just not deliver them? Either way, I think you deserve the Wtf, you idiot experience
  11. No more woke in the administration that’s for sure
  12. I started watching Uncut Gems and bailed after about 30 minutes, so I guess I shouldn’t even bother with Marty Supreme
  13. It’s about the complete defeat of the main British forces at the Battle of Islawanda, which took place a few days before the Battle of Rourke’s Drift
  14. Zulu Dawn, another movie about a different aspect of the same uprising, is much better.
  15. So, Trump has decreased the number of immigrants from infinity by 1500%?
  16. I read an article that discussed some new theories about time that speculated that going back in time and killing your own grandparents would not create a paradox, as time would just adjust itself. Therefore, I'm guessing it wouldn't prevent shitty commercials either.
  17. Congrats on being a diploma mill with 80,000 below average students
  18. I was leaving my mom's house this morning, driving down S. Post Oak, when the Louisiana State Police had a roadblock so that buses carrying the LSU (I presume) team could exit the Omni on their way to NRG. Fuck that, they have no jurisdiction here.
  19. Costco pumps are designed to allow you to do that.
  20. Has douchebag started issuing Letters of Marque?
  21. That poor goat was so sad. I bet he's already been eaten by some wild animal. I say Carol should gather up some more nukes and start setting them off.
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