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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. Fascists do not recognize the existence of illegal orders
  2. Blue Whale calves weigh between 5,000 and 6,000 pounds at birth
  3. Well obviously it’s not anal
  4. If there was anything to disclose, Trump would have already released it to distract from the pedo files.
  5. Eastern has the nuke codes, so it wouldn’t even be close
  6. First thought would be, Why does she have a nipple on her knee? Second thought would be, Is she pregnant?
  7. I guess you haven’t been to WalMart lately
  8. The lions and tigers let out of the zoo ate some and the rest probably starved to death
  9. Yoga pants make my balls itch
  10. all jeans look pretty much the same wadded up and thrown on the floor
  11. I wonder how many people have touched your underwear
  12. My youngest two kids are 21 and 22, and over the years since they graduated high school I been divesting myself of holidays. Last year I told them that I wasn’t celebrating Christmas, and that they should spend it with their mom. That left Thanksgiving as the only holiday left for me. Thanksgiving was really my favorite holiday anyway. As long as I can remember, the whole family has gathered up at the ranch for a few days to celebrate Thanksgiving. The family is pretty much split down the middle politically, but for the most part Thanksgiving has remained civil and apolitical. However, that has now ended for me. A few weeks ago my two sisters were at my mom’s house (I’m pretty much responsible now for her care) a they had a pretty disparaging conversation about LGBTQ+ (of course they used different terms) and I pretty much let them have it about what evil people they were. Last week one of them was back over at mom’s house and apologized by telling me she was willing to overlook my son’s faults (he’s gay) because he’s family. I just told her that she should probably leave. So I have now told my brother that I would drop my mom off at the ranch, but that I wouldn’t be staying and someone else will need to make the dressing. I told my kids to plan on pending the holiday with their mom’s family. So I guess it’s just going to be me and the dogs now. I’m not sure what I’m going to cook for us.
  13. I hope the movie reflects that as well as the book does.
  14. I have to take a nap after just reading that
  15. They told Carol that they were working hard to figure out how to turn her, and that it was basically a biological necessity for them to do so, so just ignoring everything is not going to work if she wants to remain human
  16. Back in the day, road trips to Fayetteville were always my favorite. The absolute hate is what made college football great.
  17. Kash always looks like he's wondering "Where the hell am I"
  18. I don't think Elon can actually read. Also, I was pretty sure that I was the only person who had read those.
  19. If Europe ever really gets to the point where they think that the US abandonment of Ukraine is irreversible, then we will see the gloves come off when it comes to European support. Ukraine will get whatever weapons that Europe can provide, and possibly even direct military support.
  20. I predict she will be going to Paraguay to visit the cranky man who insulted her.
  21. By the end of the season, UT will be lucky to get the Texas Bowl
  22. Just drive with your turn signal on all the time
  23. Texas Bowl here we come
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