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twosheds

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  1. So I was in the yard this morning after coffee. Just watering what flowers are still alive and putzing around. I had already taken care of the bowel movement earlier and was just enjoying my early day. I farted, or so I thought, and immediately felt dampness in the buttock area. It seemed as if my rectum had coughed, or sneezed(?). Very peculiar. My drawers had a bit of shart mucus that was the consistency of phlegm. I cleaned up and continued my day. Welcome to the club now, I guess.
  2. Connections Puzzle #51 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟪 It looks like a few more of you play connections. Today was a total beat down. All the colors. Not just the purple
  3. Pope is playing the long game
  4. And maybe you have a couple of choke points. What is your extrusion coefficient?
  5. Get A Life was a terrible show. Even in the early 90’s. I still watched it. Your mind is demented for remembering this.
  6. @raineystkiller
  7. DPHS alum. It was always scary to hear the windows rattle and see a plume over 225. Hopefully it’s only the two injured and it’s not serious
  8. I know you don’t want a permanent build but I have the plans and a material list for a 4x5 dry sauna. The heat panels are actually getting cheaper than a couple of years ago but I just can’t pull the trigger and start the process. The same size kits are $3K+ and most need a dedicated 15A circuit. I am a hotel snob and base my vacation lodging decisions on the presence or absence of saunas. lol I will eventually build this but in the interim I look forward to seeing your decision and your progress.
  9. Wordle 668 X/6* [emoji834]🟩[emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834]🟩[emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] 🟨🟩[emoji834][emoji834]🟩 [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 I still had a couple of more options and guessed poorly. The streak is dead. Long live the streak.
  10. You don’t think they’re already here? That’s cute
  11. There is a Mexican meat market within walking distance from my office. In the back corner, there is a taqueria that has the best gorditas I have ever tasted. Delicious homemade crema with countless meats and flavors. I have to limit my visits or else I would weigh the same as a bus. Anyway, I was talking to a couple of employees about the taqueria. One employee's parents immigrated with her as a child in the early 90's, the others parents immigrated to Texas before she was born. Both said that they will buy groceries at the meat market, but they will not eat at the taqueria. The cooks are Guatamalan. Central American racism is definitely alive and well.
  12. I thought a $20 tip was for the blowjob?
  13. Not literally though. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products
  14. Steak and Ale was for the 80’s poors and the nouveau urban cowboys. Gallaghers Steakhouse on the Gulf Freeway in Houston was the place to be.
  15. I’ll be fifty five next month. I do notice that things irritate me more than they used to. I try to have a constant awareness not to turn into an angry old man. Even though I think I have earned it.
  16. twosheds replied to RPM's topic in Daily Texan
    and Rock Shops
  17. Bialik makes the show nearly unwatchable. If it wasn’t for Oswald and Wheaton I would turn the celebrity final off
  18. Michelob Ultra and frozen fajitas are not nice things
  19. This thread brought to you by the Mt Pleasant Chamber and Visitors Council. Hope to see you soon!
  20. “The United States does not want to go home”. What an asinine statement
  21. Ball game. Damn what a game
  22. Full count. Shit
  23. The invisible intoxicant
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