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twosheds

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  1. de Sousa should know better than to bring a chair to a fist fight
  2. Everyone I’ve ever fucked has wasteful spending habits that turn me off
  3. Angry Axe is brewed by Fredonia Brewery in Nacogdoches. A little bit bitter at the end but it’s good to #shoplocal.
  4. Hey hey. Here we are. Seems to be working. Even though I was getting used to the safari format.
  5. That’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Now if you swallow too, that’s a different story.
  6. I weigh myself before and after I take a dump. I try to guess how much the turd weighs while I’m on the shitter.
  7. awesome, thanks! and it even carried over to safari on my phone.
  8. retread, how did you get your screen dark?
  9. No. I’ve been busy working on this symphony.
  10. My 7 year old was just bragging to one of his headset buddies that he had an AR with a scope.
  11. I don’t know about stanco, I think he’s farther north than me, but we’ve measured a little over 1.5” near Toledo bend.
  12. Madman or Messiah is a must after the six part miniseries. It is amazing to me that there are survivors of the siege that still believe he is coming back.
  13. What in the wide world of sports just happened?
  14. Arthur Two Sheds Jackson. Pretty self explanatory. But in real life I only have one shed.
  15. Cheesecake at Juniors after the show also.
  16. I don’t know. The post doesn’t even make sense to me now. Give me a sad face. I don’t care.
  17. Wine drunk on Wednesday with a Malbec from cvs. Holla
  18. There is not one damn thing wrong with the LuAnn platter.
  19. I was at Carmine’s last weekend. You can’t really go wrong. Get a reservation as soon as you can because they stay very busy pre showtimes.
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