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twosheds

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  1. This is the August we deserve. And it's not even a Tuesday.
  2. Why dry hump? She’s pregnant now.
  3. Ricks on the Square and The Grove are two of my favorite places to eat between the metroplex and Shreveport
  4. I feel the urge to use the googles to verify this. But I’m conflicted on the words to search.
  5. I seem to recall an article earlier this year about Acme Oyster Co planning a restaurant in Houston at the old tower theatre on Montrose. I don’t know if the covid has delayed those plans I could look later but that seems like a lot of clicks.
  6. I think we may be connected IRL. I have been in this plane on several occasions. Very sad all around. Maybe I saw you yesterday at the memorials.
  7. All passenger air travel in and out of the Cayman Islands will stop Sunday at 11:59pm for three weeks. This seems to be in reaction to the UK and the EU, but I could see it lasting much longer. I love spending Memorial Day week at Coconut Joes on Seven Mile Beach but this year most likely will not happen. https://www.caymancompass.com/2020/03/16/cayman-to-shut-down-air-travel-for-3-weeks/
  8. de Sousa should know better than to bring a chair to a fist fight
  9. Everyone I’ve ever fucked has wasteful spending habits that turn me off
  10. Angry Axe is brewed by Fredonia Brewery in Nacogdoches. A little bit bitter at the end but it’s good to #shoplocal.
  11. That is a great game.
  12. Hey hey. Here we are. Seems to be working. Even though I was getting used to the safari format.
  13. That’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Now if you swallow too, that’s a different story.
  14. I weigh myself before and after I take a dump. I try to guess how much the turd weighs while I’m on the shitter.
  15. awesome, thanks! and it even carried over to safari on my phone.
  16. retread, how did you get your screen dark?
  17. No. I’ve been busy working on this symphony.
  18. My 7 year old was just bragging to one of his headset buddies that he had an AR with a scope.
  19. I don’t know about stanco, I think he’s farther north than me, but we’ve measured a little over 1.5” near Toledo bend.
  20. Madman or Messiah is a must after the six part miniseries. It is amazing to me that there are survivors of the siege that still believe he is coming back.
  21. What in the wide world of sports just happened?
  22. Arthur Two Sheds Jackson. Pretty self explanatory. But in real life I only have one shed.
  23. Cheesecake at Juniors after the show also.
  24. I don’t know. The post doesn’t even make sense to me now. Give me a sad face. I don’t care.
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