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I had a mean as a snake babysitter when I was 5 or 6 that forced me to try mac 'n cheese before I could go out and play with the other kids. I threw it up all over her table. She left me alone about it after that. Fucking bitch.

This is my favorite scene. "We're 10 and 1!" Ramis and Candy are losing it in the background.

That's so odd to me. Did your family eat cheese while you were growing up? What about milk, yogurt and sour cream? Yes, I come from a normal family and everything. No, my family ate cheese around me. My mom would just make mine without cheese or I'd get a sandwich or leftovers. She forgot last time I was there and made this egg cheese casserole for breakfast. It kind of hurt. I'm fine with milk. I don't drink it anymore but it's not gross to me. I like yogurt and ice cream, but sour cream is the same as cheese in my book. Shit is disgusting. I'm not Asian. Regular old piece of white bread.

That's weird. I even checked my work on transfermarkt this morning after I cocked it up the other day. I would guess Pearce is right though.

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Possibly the worst knee slide I've ever seen.

Kind of depends on the ratio of other toppings to the cheese. I won't eat a plain cheese pizza, but if it's a works or supreme and the cheese is light, I'll eat a couple of slices. My gf and I order a works with easy cheese occasionally, but we just don't get it very often. I'm not a dick about it though, and I don't make my issue everyone else's. If I go to watch a game at someone's house or something and all they have is pizza, I'll try and find a slice without much cheese or I'll pass.

Might as well put my unpopular opinion out there: I don't like cheese. I don't like the taste, the consistency of it, the smell or how it looks. Mac 'n cheese is disgusting. I've never tried queso because I can't get past the smell. It makes me want to throw up just thinking about the smell of it. I'll never eat a cheeseburger. I'll never eat lasagna. I'll never eat quesadillas and I'm completely ok with that. I'm used to the odd looks and the 'what? how can you not like cheese?' questions I always get. American cheese is some of the worst smelling shit ever created. Blue cheese is a close second.

Thanks?

Didn't Moore just say he was still in it like 30 minutes ago? Shit moves fast.

Who isn't taking the loss? This was our first loss since January and it happened in the CL semis. We're not supposed to be disappointed?

I was in the Army, but the drill and ceremony scenes during basic training were dead on. We fucking marched for hours and did endless rifle drills in the hot ass sun. The drill sergeants couldn't hit us with their fist or open hand during my time, but there was a lot of shoving and personal space invasion. I also got smacked on the kevlar with a range paddle for not saying "no brass, no ammo" loud enough a couple of times. Getting socked in the gut or slapped across the face like Gunnery Sgt Hartman did to his recruits would've taken its toll.

Started watching this because I saw this thread. What a weird show. There's nothing else really like it. That Blitzkrieg! episode was nuts.

I can't get too worked up about that. Whatever. Shit happens on the pitch during collisions. What I do take issue with, and this is true with every Spanish club, is the circling of the ref whenever he blows the whistle. The English FA has tried to legislate that out of their league and English clubs are coached not to do it. Spanish clubs do it all the time and it's an advantage, IMO.

I don't see Lovren leaving unless he wants to. He's a serviceable 4th CB, if he's not injured. His wages are high but the club is raking it in right now. I read an article linking him to an Italian club not long ago. Moreno is gone. He'll go back to Spain would be my guess. Transfermarkt says Milner's contract expires this summer. I can see him resigning at lower wages. He provides a lot of cover. I think both Daniel and Divock are gone. Sturridge's contract is up this summer too. He'll go to West Ham or a similar level club probably. Divock's deal is up next summer but there's probably a little return they can get for him. Harry Wilson had a nice year for Derby County. 14 goals in 37 appearances. I don't know if LFC thinks he's good enough, but he could be some cover. Grujic also had a nice season in Germany. I don't know what they'll do with him. Klopp clearly values Rhiann Brewster too. He could a 3rd choice striker option. We'll need a backup keeper too. Just thought of that. Migs is likely gone.

We don't need a CB unless you plan on getting rid of one, and there's no need for that. I'd like to see an upgrade on a backup fullback other than Moreno. I've heard rumors Camacho might want to go but hopefully he can be a better backup to TAA this upcoming season. We've been linked with some MFs. I can see us bringing in another attacking type. I'd like a better striker off the bench than what we currently have. There were a lot of links to Timo Werner a few weeks ago. Haven't heard much since about him. I've only watched him a little. Is he a good option to spell any of the front 3? Can he play striker and winger? I don't know. If you're expecting a lot of moves this summer, I think you're going to be pretty disappointed. There will be several players that leave.

Keita our for rest of year per Joyce.

Agreed. We go again. Fuck, it's been so long since we lost. Forgot what it feels like.

I don't know the math but how do those two counters affect Barca's xG? Those were pretty clear chances.

The second is what did us in. We were all over them the first 25 minutes of the 2nd half. Should've scored a couple of different times. Lack of cutting edge and poor finishing hurt us. When they scored their second, we lost our heads. And that second was so incredibly lucky. Ricochets off several players, hits the crossbar and lands right at Messi's feet.

Fuck it. Gonna fuck 'em up at Anfield.

Mane's all heart.

It just sucks. Doesn't even feel like we've been outplayed here. Certainly not a 3-0 scoreline. Damn.

How the fuck have we not scored? Damnit!

Best player ever. He's really good.