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pyrohornIII

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  1. Mulkey must make some deal with the refs that if they start calling against her team, she'll go and wipe her makeup off. Not only then would they have to listen to ugly they have to look at her, like some Medusa.
  2. pyrohornIII replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    So I had to go back and watch part of 6 over, then 7 to try to understand why the rig wasn't running. Geologist dude said he wasn't leaving for 3 days until the well came online. But all the hands are prepping for a low riders parade, like rigs normally run M-F 8-5 schedules. Good thing they are making so much money, since they decide to rest their rigs about 60 hours out of a 168 hour available hours a week. About as dumb as the backwards wrench stuff mentioned above.
  3. They ran all their credit cards to the max on MAGA crap. It's just that America hasn't gotten quite great enough to pay down those cards, much less pay them off. I haven't noticed as many roadside stands filled with cheap Chinese merchandise though, be it Trump or just generic white authoritarian messaging.
  4. How long before their coach gets poached?
  5. I wish they would do a documentary on the making of this movie, like the one for Caddyshack.
  6. pyrohornIII replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    Anyone notice Matt's grandma from FNL has made it to the nursing home?
  7. They need another column: targets. probably break it out game by game as well since we had two Arches this season.
  8. Hullabaloo, Ca-luck, Ca-luck
  9. Thing is even with her little story problem, she did it wrong. going from 10 to 6 in her world should be a %400 drop. A %600 drop would be from 10 down to 4.
  10. Triple D beat me to it. Tell me you aren't wishcasting what a book actually says, instead of, I dunno, actually reading the book. After all this is over (I know, I know) I would assume Trump and his cronies will be put on trial. Can American re-coup any of the ill gotten gains he has made through civil cases? LIke make him pay for rebuilding the East wing, seizing emoluments, even if he has hidden them in shell corps or given them to his heirs someway. Maybe take all his bitcoin scams and start a HBCU endowment? Turn every Trump property into a homeless shelter or halfway house? It just pisses the hell out of me to know how many crooked ass people are benefitting from toadying for this guy, running scams and deals to enrich themselves to the expense of our foundering middle and lower classes.
  11. I concocted some decent Chex/Cheezit mix yesterday. The proportions can be changed, since I didn't exacly measure things. I mean I just poured stuff out of the boxes, so these qtys are guesstimates. 3 cups corn chex 2 cups rice chex 2 cups white cheezits (you could probably use orange) 1-2 cups whole pecans 1/2 cup pepitas (roasted and shelled pumpkin seed) 1/2 cup raisins Mix all the above in a big roaster, not a slow cooker Melt 3 sticks of butter add in 1/4 - 1/3 cup brown sugar about a 1/4 tsp apple pie spice. Roast at 250 for an hour, stirring every qtr hour. You can add more chex mix if it seems there's too much liquid, and as you cook the chex will absorb it and the cheezits will get coated. If you use a slow cooker, it steams it too much and things come out soggy. Found that out the hard way on some other mix I made.
  12. I would trust these folks with the government faster than what we have now. Well, when Trump finally relented to the pleas to take over as architect and project lead, you know the outlay would have to increase just to get the commitment of the most ballroom knowledgable grifter out there.
  13. Mike Lange for Comptroller. ISWYDT. Not rude at all.
  14. Dems will sell out the country and bring in 100000000000000000 trashy people form sheethole countries. NO. I'd rather have a classless President who mostly does what needs to be done. Besides, it is fun to read the squealing from other countries when he squeezes their balls on tariffs, visas etc! With a cursory count, I tallied 14 zeroes behind that 1. That is a hundred trillion. The current residency of the whole planet is 8.5 billion. I just love the hyperbole. Seems like she wants to separate herself from Trump while maintaining the MAGA base that got Trump elected. She will then sell herself as the one who can put the train back on its tracks after poor Donnie's brain took a corner too fast.
  15. Dog is definitely worth the watch.
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