Dutchrudder

Wow the 2013 Redskins had such a good staff, they must have won a super bowl...

They can't stop the pass, so let's run it up the middle twice....

3 and out for the defense, now score another 7 and make them scared!

Great start, just do that a few more times and we can lock up some MVP votes for CJ

Almost kickoff time, biggest game for the Texans in several years.

Invite Mitch Cumsteens wife over and sell it all to her for cheap. Problem solved.

How can anyone disparage the man who made this masterpiece theme song for one of the 80s defining comedy franchises??? Dude could sing listings in the Yellow Pages and still make the top 40 list.

^ WWJLD - What Would Jeff Luhnow Do

Is there a Y in there? No. (There was)

What's a TV show without a story? It's just masturbation! [Uncomfortable facial reactions]

Been rewatching Seinfeld recently and I'm in the beginning of Season 4. Episodes 3 is when Jerry and George pitch the "show about nothing" idea to NBC execs, and I forgot that's where George met Susan. This is also the episode where Jerry answers the phone from the Telemarketer and asks for his home phone number to call him back in this exchange: Telemarketer: Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long-distance service? Jerry: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number, and I'll call you later? Telemarketer: Uh, well I'm sorry, we're not allowed to do that. Jerry: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home. Telemarketer: No. Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel. [Jerry hangs up phone] Because of this scene, New Jersey just enacted the "Seinfeld Law" which now requires telemarketers to disclose their contact information and more within 30 seconds. It only took 30 years, but I guess better late than never. https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/nj-seinfeld-bill-becomes-law-what-it-means-for-telemarketing-calls/4337945/

I have Cam Thomas in my Fantasy league, and he went 0-11 in their last game, and has been on a cold streak for a while. Brooklyn is a bad team now, tied for 10th worst record in the league at 15-19, and on their way downwards. I expect the Jazz, Grizzlies and Hawks to pass them, pushing that pick down to the 8th overall spot at least. There are other bad teams that may get some more wins too like the Bulls and Raptors, and that pick could potentially end up around #6-7. I don't see the Pistons, Spurs, Wiz, Blazers or Hornets moving out of the top 5 pick spots, so 6 is the ceiling for that pick pending lottery results. The Nets need to trade Bridges soon and get some good value for him because they are going back to tank mode whether they like it or not. Ben Simmons isn't coming back any time soon, he's got a free pass to fuck off and get paid through next year, and I expect him to do that as long as he can. They have a few good pieces in Claxton, the Cams, DFS, Walker and Sharpe, but none of those guys are leading a team anywhere special. They have a bunch of guys that can help a really good team get better, but right now they aren't anything more than a fringe playoff team on a treadmill. The Rockets have their 24 and 26 picks, plus swaps in 25 and 27, so it will be interesting for us to watch them fail.

Fucking ghost of Greg Davis on that first down call... what a waste.

Should be 1-2 seconds left... my god this nerve wracking...

Looks like control with the fingertips to me...

Holy shit! 12 yards to go!!!

Bama must have changed their signs at half. Oh well, fuck Michigan.

I really like that B1G ad where it shows all the schools on the map. I look forward to next season when they add all the PAC 12 schools and have to rotate the map to the other side of the country. It will be like watching the Game of Thrones theme when they add new locations.

They have to make the national audience think Washington has a chance tonight.

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It's never a smart move to return the kick if you don't have to...