President Trump. "OK Elon, X owes me 10M. How about you pay up?"
Elon. "Well Donnie," pausing to wipe his kids snot onto the oval office couch, "Let me get that State contract for 400M worth of Teslas. Think how cool the Diplomats will look driving around Copenhagen in them, or racing across Mongolia. Gonna be lit."
"OK, let me call Marco and remind him. By the way, you get that NAICS code fixed?"
"yep, we are registered to make tortillas," Elon replies, wiping more snot onto a painting.
"OK," says the President. "JD, you want anythimg?"
Vance emerges from behind the curtains, "can I have the couch?"
Musk’s X Agrees to Pay About $10 Million to Settle Trump Lawsuit
Musk’s platform becomes second social-media company to settle with Trump after Jan. 6, 2021 riot triggered bans
WASHINGTON—Elon Musk’s X has agreed to pay about $10 million to settle a lawsuit that Donald Trump brought against the company and its former chief executive, according to people familiar with the matter.
The agreement makes X the second social-media platform to settle litigation that Trump filed when the companies deplatformed him over his role in the Jan. 6, 2021 riot at the U.S. Capitol. Trump, along with other plaintiffs, filed the lawsuit in 2021 against the company, then called Twitter, and its chief executive at the time, Jack Dorsey. Musk reinstated Trump on the platform in November 2022.
https://www.wsj.com/tech/musks-x-agrees-to-pay-about-10-million-to-settle-trump-lawsuit-a38348f8