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    tree fiddy to Tight Ends. Get one of them to show up.
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    If there was a time for an ex-President to say something it is now. Bush really should. Or even better, Laura. The Emperor, I mean his VP, came out against Trump. And would. Brisket, any room on the ledge just in case?
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    I will as well.
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    In college station? Fuck no.
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    Good point. And with the girth of the average maga you will hit for sure.
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    People in an office who share pet pics on MS Teams. Well MS Teams chat in general. Hey asshole, I am next door. Why not walk over you fat slob and ask me the question. No, your dog is not cute in that costume and your kid is already borderline obese.
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    Yeah, we had a real fun time. Our street gets packed. Handed out about 1000 pieces of candy. Wife did the whole front as a cemetery. Friends came over and everyone carved a pumpkin. My job was sneak around and scare the elementary aged kids. Not bad, just enough to spook them. Scared a little and felt like shit. Took off my mask (I as a parrot) and she laughed came up and gave me a hug. Made my week. I love Halloween.
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    He is Andalusian but he speaks castillian. That brings in all the chicks.
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    Are you sure she is not the one who narked on you in college?
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    You live near my dad? He asked me what I wanted to borrow when I go up this weekend. I told him I am good thanks. Can only carry so much ammo and you can only shoot 1 at a time.
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    shit. Wife knew I was voting D on most issues. Only one was another candidate. D is an ass with multiple DWI's. Had a hard time voting mayor. One thinks we should keep selling water cuz the river is flowing. Yeah, at 50%. The I Voted sticker got me a very fun after voting surprise. Maybe if you told your wife what to do you would get laid more. Like a good republican.
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    Who the fuck spell checks for them? Kally? Potus to POUs. And they want to be my latex salesman.
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    Favorite election commercial. The three old women sipping coffee and talking about how they never voted R but will this time. Because they are scared.
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    I thought those were mowing instructions on the console. Hey Farmer Fred, mow straight.
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    Nah, there are some I won't be kind to. The ones who want advocate for extreme insurrection because they did not get their way. Fuck them. Early voting today. Last day. Place was empty. 5 women in their voting without their husbands. I wonder.......... So sitting back, watching this thread and sipping the last of my damn good Puerto Rican coffee. When I got my sticker I said thanks, I collect them.
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    Blame Tapa? Sure.... User just sniffing the anti-freeze.
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    Fuck this rain event and the weather weasels. Rain keeps getting pushed back like our O Line vs. Georgia (too soon?). Of course, we will flood now. Monday into Tuesday morning.
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    Just drove past my local polling location. It is near an elementary school. It was packed. Mostly women with kids in tow all decked out in their costumes.
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    Dudes laid off from Tesla would be a start.
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    I understand how you feel. You will be alright. Breath, relax, pet a puppy, whatever. But you will be alright.
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    One down, one to go. Or so I pray.
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    Lots do. Who else makes them? Shit, take a look at the Gravy Seals. They love that cheap chinese crap.
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    And this is the off season song.
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    Its ok Nick. it is 2024, you can come out of the closet now.
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    Leave em' alone mate.

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