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InkaUtexas

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  1. Hatch would malfunction and not open to get the body out. Or the seeping blood would cause an engine fire.
  2. meanwhile that bitch has been recording you ever since. Some call center in India keeps getting the ravings of a pissed off dude.
  3. Like forgetting to hit quote? Best is if you have it turned on and activate Siri and it records and sends a voice text without you knowing.
  4. Valley feuds predate Russia's movement into the region and incorporation into Russia. If they are not united fighting someone they are fighting each other. Afghan out front should have told you.
  5. How many annoying texts have you sent since you learned this?
  6. BBQ iguana is good. They eat is all over central america. Plink them with a .22 or hit them with a stick out of the trees and whack them on the head. PETA and Vegan Leather. What the fuck is that?
  7. Buddy started dating a woman. Getting serious enough for him to spend weekends at her place. Twice in 4 months dog (pit) has cornered him. If they sit on the couch together, pittie gets between them and stares at him. If buddy gets up, pit growls. She thinks it is cute and pits are just misunderstood. "Oh, he is just like that and interested in new people." She locks the pit up in his kennel from 7-7 when buddy stays over. What about the 12 hours he is out and awake? She works from home, 45ish year old nurse, never married, longest relationship is 11.5 months. He does not see the red flags. Cray dog owned by cray woman means he getting chomped some time. I ask him every week if he still has his penis.
  8. And if they do not have straws how do they do cocaine?
  9. Fat ugly florida woman on CNN did just fine. There will be a lot like her and others will believe. But honey, my girth means the hurricane cannot fly me away and you and the youngins just cling on to my belly fat and we can float all the way to Disney. Heck, just ride the wave and we can get in free.
  10. Tampa-St Pete pretty lucky. CNN having a hard time finding real stories. Under 2M without power less than 12 hours later in an area with population over 3M. I think CNN will soon show a reporter standing by a pool with some knocked over lawn chairs. One on now is standing on a road that looks better and has less debris than west campus streets after a good weekend. Reporting on 18 water rescues across the state. I have seen parts of Miami flood during an afternoon rain in summer. Water does not have a lot of downhill in Florida. Yeah, I know it is bad for a lot of people. They will move or rebuild. And fuck the Tampa Bay rays and their stadium. Heading in to read the first batch of state reports. They come out usually in batches right before a talking head goes live on a press conference. If I see anything of impact will drop it in here unless we have another species ending event in the meantime. Case in point on Talking head. One is saying Folks, Tornados are dangerous. No shit asshole.
  11. Planning for reopening is usually in the 96 hour window. Had a major trucking company say expect a lot longer. Said Helene still has impact on movement. This just is adding to that. Damn those DOT inspectors are going to be busy.
  12. I know we are all focused on the potential impact on Tampa and Florida. Any reports on the impact on Mexico? There is some pretty nice and expensive property in the area. Meanwhile we finished packing up our oh shit team's equipment today and tomorrow deciding where they need to go for rapid response afterwards. Pissed I am not on the team heading there for recovery planning. Milton is already pulling resources from Helene recovery. A LtC (reserve) in the office was recalled to 24/7 readiness to go serve at the joint chiefs planning cell. She is a bad ass building large camps. DOD is already going into long term planning. Her being put on notice means all the full time active people are pretty much committed somewhere.
  13. Very little. Highest point is like 350 feet. Biggest hill I ever saw there was landfill. Elevation map. With Milton don't matter shit. That "highland" east of Tampa means the water is just going to flow into some other place on its way to the ocean.
  14. no, but i did stay at a holiday inn near one once.
  15. Tomorrow at work is going to be a shit show. The 9AM brief I am giving is going to be fun. Hey, um, you all ready for the response? What response? To the CAT 4 about to wreck the part of Florida I told you not to move the gear to. Tampa is where one of the dudes wants to deploy a back up response team for Helene long term work. Why there? SOCOM. Yeah he is borderline Gravy Seal.
  16. Reverse vampires. And wonder if this high pressure sitting over us made it say nope, I am gonna take a hard right.
  17. What else do Tech fans have to do in Lubbock?
  18. JFC Michigan, don't shit the bed vs. Washington.
  19. Just logged into Facebook to tell Joann Diaz she was the best and what she taught me in 6th grade let me go on to build a career.
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